Short for Stratholme, the PreBC World of Warcraft instance, that has been abandoned because of its noob loot.
by Firen December 24, 2007
Get the strat mug.1) The act of a salesperson developing an over-the-top strategy to entice a client they will never get.
2) The act of one lazy salesperson developing a plan to underhandedly take business from a co-worker in hopes of stealing their commission.
2) The act of one lazy salesperson developing a plan to underhandedly take business from a co-worker in hopes of stealing their commission.
(example 1)
Prisilla: Do you think Randall's design presentation will be what Tom is looking for?
Bryan: Not even close. He's totally off base, and is taking it too far. He's stratajizzin' all over his idea.
(example 2)
Patty: I had a call with Jane today. She just introduced me to a client that is planning to place a huge order tomorrow. I can't wait to see where my next quarter numbers come in.
Brad: I'd watch out Patty, I just heard Russell on the phone with Jane too. He's been in his office all afternoon stratajizzin' in his pants trying to figure out how he can get a hold of your new client and that big order too.
Prisilla: Do you think Randall's design presentation will be what Tom is looking for?
Bryan: Not even close. He's totally off base, and is taking it too far. He's stratajizzin' all over his idea.
(example 2)
Patty: I had a call with Jane today. She just introduced me to a client that is planning to place a huge order tomorrow. I can't wait to see where my next quarter numbers come in.
Brad: I'd watch out Patty, I just heard Russell on the phone with Jane too. He's been in his office all afternoon stratajizzin' in his pants trying to figure out how he can get a hold of your new client and that big order too.
by FishaDisha August 13, 2010
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a crash in which the result is positive or the crashee gains something i.e. respect from peers and audience
by frank's_place January 23, 2011
Get the Strategic Crashery mug.Strateling, as told to me by a friend, means to look like your humping someone but only sitting down/standing behind them/cuddling.
When someone's leaning forward on a table and you go behind them to "stratel" them, making you look like your humping them, but you're only "strateling" them (SOrry I was told to use the word 'strateling' too)
by Jex Cahill March 12, 2011
Get the Strateling mug.Larry: "Man, you wanna tap dat ass? You just gotta stratejizz!"
Thor: "Stratejizz?!"
Larry: "Plan out how you gonna tap dat ass while you jerk it."
Thor: "Shit. I ain't got time fo' dat shit!"
Larry: "Den you don't got time fo' dat ass."
Thor: "Stratejizz?!"
Larry: "Plan out how you gonna tap dat ass while you jerk it."
Thor: "Shit. I ain't got time fo' dat shit!"
Larry: "Den you don't got time fo' dat ass."
by Izzybel13 December 18, 2013
Get the stratejizz mug.The act of pulling root several hours before anticipated/scheduled coitus, effectively lessening the chances of premature ejaculation during the coital act.
Brad: Me and Angelina haven't fucked in a week since she's been on the rag. She just told me she wants me to take her to pound town tonight, and I'm worried that im gonna nut in precisely 3 thrusts.
Billy-Bob: With my advanced age, I experienced this conundrum regularly. I learned that if I strategy jerked, I could hold off from nutting until I reached 10 pumps.
Brad: Strategy Jerk? What's that?
Billy-Bob: Just pull on that thing a few hours before you hump and you're golden.
Brad: You sir, are a genius.
Billy-Bob: With my advanced age, I experienced this conundrum regularly. I learned that if I strategy jerked, I could hold off from nutting until I reached 10 pumps.
Brad: Strategy Jerk? What's that?
Billy-Bob: Just pull on that thing a few hours before you hump and you're golden.
Brad: You sir, are a genius.
by cvaccFF December 21, 2014
Get the Strategy Jerk mug.When one locks up their butt cheeks and waits for the urge to pass before escaping quietly to take an explosive dump. The Strategic Hold is often executed in response to a long Sales Meeting, Presentation or Lecture.
The pointless Sales Meeting was taking to long to finish so John executed a Strategic Hold to prevent from shitting his pants
by Skin Sub Guy March 29, 2015
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