by Celly_belly July 30, 2021
Get the stoner dudemug. The dumb stuff that stoners say and do when high. Stoner mesh usually makes no sense and is composed of run on sentences and wandering around.
"Dude so the other day I was walking around and then something was like dndjfk and I was like I fuck and then I ran to live for... Oh sorry, stoner mesh."
by Sam was fucking right hahahaha December 27, 2013
Get the stoner meshmug. A Stoner Bagel is a uniquely Canadian treat, raving from the east, possibly originating in Sudbury. It is a common meal usually ordered at a Tim Hortons, while they can still be made at home also. A Stoner Bagel (from my region) consists of an everything bagel (Toasted), herb and garlic cream cheese & bacon (extra is a possibility) This will satisfy the hunger of even the most stoned.
"Yo bud, wanna rip down to Tim's and get some munchies?"
"Oh yeah mate, thinking stoner bagels?"
"Read my mind bud"
"Oh yeah mate, thinking stoner bagels?"
"Read my mind bud"
by rareherbs April 24, 2022
Get the Stoner Bagelmug. A person that is a douchbag concerning the topic of weed.
They will aggressively push pot onto others, mock those that do not use weed (even those that respectfully decline without judgment) and consider it a magical cure-all for everything(which they will never cease talking about). They constantly extol the virtues of pot and the benefits of legalization primarily because they want to get high anytime they want, caring very little of any of the benefits weed has except for getting them.
They will also claim they function better on pot, even though it actually makes unmotivated and neglect everything around them.
They will aggressively push pot onto others, mock those that do not use weed (even those that respectfully decline without judgment) and consider it a magical cure-all for everything(which they will never cease talking about). They constantly extol the virtues of pot and the benefits of legalization primarily because they want to get high anytime they want, caring very little of any of the benefits weed has except for getting them.
They will also claim they function better on pot, even though it actually makes unmotivated and neglect everything around them.
I hate hanging out with keith, all he ever does is get high and talk about weed. I don't care that he likes to smoke, but he constantly tries to get me to smoke even when I say no. He is such a stoner douchebag!
by mazeltovcocktail May 5, 2019
Get the Stoner Douchebagmug. a person that will randomly laugh at anything on the tv even though it is not even remotly funny to others.
"dude what are you laughing at?"
"There was a thig on the tv...."
"What are you talking about.....dude your a television stoner"
"There was a thig on the tv...."
"What are you talking about.....dude your a television stoner"
by tilnoonecanfightus December 26, 2009
Get the television stonermug. A late night snack consisting of a scoop shaped corn chip filled with salted peanuts and topped with a drizzle of nacho cheese.
by PsyDawg September 26, 2014
Get the stoner boatmug. by Chiefamazio February 3, 2018
Get the stoner assmug.