A Stoner Bagel is a uniquely Canadian treat, raving from the east, possibly originating in Sudbury. It is a common meal usually ordered at a Tim Hortons, while they can still be made at home also. A Stoner Bagel (from my region) consists of an everything bagel (Toasted), herb and garlic cream cheese & bacon (extra is a possibility) This will satisfy the hunger of even the most stoned.
"Yo bud, wanna rip down to Tim's and get some munchies?"
"Oh yeah mate, thinking stoner bagels?"
"Read my mind bud"
"Oh yeah mate, thinking stoner bagels?"
"Read my mind bud"
by rareherbs April 24, 2022
Get the Stoner Bagelmug. Definition 1) adjective: someone who isn't a stoner but looks and acts like one
Definition 2) adjective: an item that gives off laid back and chill vibes
Definition 2) adjective: an item that gives off laid back and chill vibes
Example 1) Boy: have u seen Danny? You'll know if u see him, he's got a stoner aesthetic.
Example 2) girl 1: I love this rick and morty shirt it's so edgy and cool, what do u think?
Girl 2: yea it's edgy, its got a stoner aesthetic.
Example 2) girl 1: I love this rick and morty shirt it's so edgy and cool, what do u think?
Girl 2: yea it's edgy, its got a stoner aesthetic.
by Ash the Edge Lord July 8, 2018
Get the Stoner Aestheticmug. by Joogle January 30, 2015
Get the bedtime stonermug. by Chiefamazio February 3, 2018
Get the stoner assmug. The dumb stuff that stoners say and do when high. Stoner mesh usually makes no sense and is composed of run on sentences and wandering around.
"Dude so the other day I was walking around and then something was like dndjfk and I was like I fuck and then I ran to live for... Oh sorry, stoner mesh."
by Sam was fucking right hahahaha December 27, 2013
Get the stoner meshmug. A person that is a douchbag concerning the topic of weed.
They will aggressively push pot onto others, mock those that do not use weed (even those that respectfully decline without judgment) and consider it a magical cure-all for everything(which they will never cease talking about). They constantly extol the virtues of pot and the benefits of legalization primarily because they want to get high anytime they want, caring very little of any of the benefits weed has except for getting them.
They will also claim they function better on pot, even though it actually makes unmotivated and neglect everything around them.
They will aggressively push pot onto others, mock those that do not use weed (even those that respectfully decline without judgment) and consider it a magical cure-all for everything(which they will never cease talking about). They constantly extol the virtues of pot and the benefits of legalization primarily because they want to get high anytime they want, caring very little of any of the benefits weed has except for getting them.
They will also claim they function better on pot, even though it actually makes unmotivated and neglect everything around them.
I hate hanging out with keith, all he ever does is get high and talk about weed. I don't care that he likes to smoke, but he constantly tries to get me to smoke even when I say no. He is such a stoner douchebag!
by mazeltovcocktail May 5, 2019
Get the Stoner Douchebagmug. by Digiornopizza May 24, 2016
Get the Fake Stonermug.