stoner dude

A male who likes to smoke marijuana daily and usually wears tie dye

That stoner dude is hot af

by Celly_belly July 30, 2021

Caveat Stoner

A quasi-Latin phrase meaning "Let the reader beware everything that follows was written while the writer was stoned."

Caveat Stoner: How do know, like, every instant of your life isn't, like, you know, it's own, like, individual reality that, like, goes on for eternity...etc

by knowcebo January 16, 2011

Fake Stoner

Aka foner; someone who pretends that they smoke weed erryday

Marina is a fake stoner

by Digiornopizza May 24, 2016

stoner ass

When you take multiple rly big shits after smoking a lot of weed

dude i smoked 5 whole grams yesterday and now i have really bad stoner ass

by Chiefamazio February 3, 2018

Stoner Head

Waking up and feel really weird the day after a big smoke sesh, not high, just strange. You may feel light, and unable to focus, or you may feel that time is slow, and everything is a dream.

Bro, I smoked like a half ounce yesterday, and I'm rocking some Stoner Head right now.

Shiiiiit bro, sounds crazy.

by RogerNihlock January 13, 2019

bedtime stoner

A special breed of stoner that only smokes before bedtime.

Joseph only ever wants to smoke late at night, I think he might be a bedtime stoner.

by Joogle January 30, 2015

stoner mesh

The dumb stuff that stoners say and do when high. Stoner mesh usually makes no sense and is composed of run on sentences and wandering around.

"Dude so the other day I was walking around and then something was like dndjfk and I was like I fuck and then I ran to live for... Oh sorry, stoner mesh."

by Sam was fucking right hahahaha December 27, 2013