spite-Farming

The act or process of irrationally continuing to farm an unviable farm simply because you still hold the associated governance token in hopes that you can will the token price up.

Due to their withdrawal fee I've been spite-farming $BADGER for months

by kingofcope May 22, 2021

Spite-eating

Eating something you don't even want, like, or need, in order to deprive someone else.

Could be any food-- dessert, or pizza, or gum.

Also applies to choking down something that is gross, in order to spite someone else, such as to throw a cooking contest.

I really don't even want any cake but I don't want Marge to have it so I'm spite-eating the last slice.

I'm spite-eating this whole bowl of Jenny's nasty chili bc Marge said hers was so much better.

by TheRealBigAl August 23, 2021

Spritzer

When you sneeze and piss yourself at the same time.

Oh my God, dude! I just let out a spritzer!

by mrfouchy April 2, 2022

golden spritzer

When you pee right before sex and don't give it that last shake, then proceed to go directly to the mushroom tap and spritz her face with the urine residuals.

Dude, she didn't even flinch when I gave her the golden spritzer. This relationship has potential.

by Gdog Pounder September 2, 2010

mortar spite

Setting off a mortar strike on a teammate that is camping in one area and not getting kills in Battlefield: Bad Company 2.

I had to mortar spite you because we were trying to capture C and you weren't doing shit, bro.

by duhJeenyus July 8, 2011

CSI spritzer

A cocktail composed of Bailey's, milk, and grenadine. Meant to replicate the ubiquitous blood (grenadine) and semen (milk) that are constantly found splattered all over everything on the show.

Originally envisioned by Glenn Thompson, a writer for Cracked.com.

"Bartender, one CSI spritzer, please."

by m00tw00t June 3, 2013

man-spritzer

A man who adds fruit to a wine spritzer. Also know as a tinto de verano.

Ma'am, may I have a man-spritzer.

by Chief guac July 5, 2017