extreme sports

the best kind of sports. the ones that impress like surfing paintballing and snowboarding. they are the sports all the jocks say are not actually sports. but they are a hell lot more fun then the normal sports. ride hard
football player- extreme sports are for fags, they dont take any skill
extremer- yeah right lets see you fly down a mountain, get shot at, and swim on a board with high tides. ur just jealous bitch!
by Venue June 21, 2007
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shit sports

Anal sex, esp. between two males.
1st dude: "I think men ought to be allowed to marry, what's your opinion?"
2nd dude: "Listen numbnuts, as long as they don't want to include me in their shit sports, who really gives a damn?"
by VampireElder December 03, 2006
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sports and milk

Dude 1: yo man, where were you last night, you missed out on a crazy ass party.

Dude 2: went over to leana's house for some sports and milk.

Dude 1: BO!
by retroafro August 29, 2005
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Sports Identity

A person who is not sure exactly what team they should root for. Typically a “bandwagon fan” or someone who likes a team for no apparent reason that it seems they should. Also yet a person who is a die hard college sports fan but never has been to college himself.
Steve is from New York. He likes the college football team Florida Gators yet has never been Gainesville, FL. He also likes Kentucky State college basketball but lives in Florida now. He also follows the Pittsburgh Steelers since they have had a good track record of winning games recently. Its seems Steve does not know his own Sports Identity.
by Mick59 April 01, 2011
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Sports curse

the curse that goes around the US making most or all of the sports teams of one city terrible.
o man the heat and the dolphins were so terrible i think we had the sports curse.
by crayzee_ninja February 26, 2009
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sports dick

when a high-school level sports commentator starts singing in the urinal about his dick
Nah nah nah nah, i'm a sports guy, i'm a sports guy, hey hey hey, i got a sports dick
by yeahbro15 October 15, 2009
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sport of kings

Horse racing is known as the sport of kings.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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