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Sperm Skates

The generic sandals given to inmates in county jails across the nation for daily wear and for use in the showers..to "skate over the sperm". Definitely found at the East and West county jails in Contra Costa County, California.
I got hemmed up for smacking my chick cuz she was fucking my weed dealer. After I got my jail clothes, they took my shoes and gave me a pair of Sperm Skates.
by Salient1503 March 21, 2011
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Worms and Sperms

I seen some whore and gave whore some worms and sperms
by Worms and Sperms69 April 26, 2021
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Sperm-Pissing

1: The act of a male cumming such a large amount that a stream of sperm forms as if you are urinating.

2: When a girl expels a large amount of semen from her vagina
Ex 1: I was looking at pictures of Eva Angelina last night and out of no where, I started Sperm-Pissing.

Ex 2: I came inside of Christina on accident and she started Sperm-Pissing it back at me.
by A lL lP H A January 10, 2012
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sperm salad

The act of applying a fresh warm layer of sperm all over a fresh salad at your local Applebees for your girlfriend.
Don’t worry Emily I’ll fix up your sperm salad
by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023
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Sperm Churning

The process of either masturbating or giving a hand job and using already ejaculated sperm as lubricant.
"Where's Sally?"
"She's out back, sperm churning Jack."
by Bananamal September 1, 2013
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Sperm Bot

A male with a brain programmed only for sex.
I hit the bars last night with a couple of Sperm Bots.
by The Donut Fairy May 20, 2016
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Back-sperm

Back-sperm is the last place finisher of the sperm race.
Fucking hell, if you're the winner, I dread to think what your back-sperm is like!
by Joshdex March 19, 2017
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