sperm beans 

Slang for the portion of the male genitalia which manufactures sperm (the testicles).

Man, he ain't NEVER gonna be havin' no kids after THAT hit to da sperm beans!

sperm beans by Abe Yancey November 10, 2008

Sperm Golf

Upon reaching climax the male tries to shoot the sperm projectile into his belly button. Much like regular golf, the object is to get the sperm into the hole. One shot is the best possible, two or more can be done if the male is capable of multiple ejaculations.

I got a hole in one playing sperm golf!

I'm better than Tiger Woods at cum golf than he is at regular golf!

Sperm Golf by Hakysakysoup December 23, 2009

sperm dumpster

a female that is so desperate for males to like her that she will have sex with any one even if she doesn't mean much to the male

That girl is such a sperm dumpster, she will do it with any guy.

sperm dumpster by Snoopxc September 8, 2005

sperm burping butt pirate 

1.A fun name to call someone
2.its like calling somone gay or a fag, but worse

theirs a ginger sitting in front of you in the bus and you start harrasing him, when he starts to talk you yell,shut up you "sperm burping butt pirate"

sperm burping butt pirate by MR. Bower April 27, 2009

sperm burping granny banger 

the answer to end all discussion, friendly or foe, concerning moms, sisters, girlfriends, significant others, et. al.

Statement: Your (mom, sister, et. cetera) is such a whore, she was busy getting mushroom stamped by the lollipop guild while the seven dwarfs where tunneling their way down the big rock candy mountain!
Reply: shut up you sperm burping granny banger!
Response: .... nothing.... that's right.... nothing

sperm burping granny banger by Pimp JimmyZ February 28, 2009

Sperm Whale 

1. A Whale that has spermaceti in his head, not sperm

2. A fat man who masturbates for a total of 24 hours in a fortnight (that may not seem like alot but remember that it's a TOTAL of 24hrs. Thats alot) and spews bucket loads of semen

Dave: "Woah! That guy is fat!!"
Bill: "Yeah, but his hands are covered in milk!"
Dave: "Umm... That's not milk, Bill. That's cum"
Bill: "What a Sperm Whale!"
Dave: "Bill, what's that mean, he's a Human!"
Bill: "Oh, it's a word that LemonyStuff invented."
Dave: "Woah, it all makes sense now!"

Sperm Whale by LemonyStuff September 4, 2009

sperm spasm 

when a whore sticks her tongue into the male anus and tickles the prostrate.

omg! kira just told me she likes to eat ass, she's such a sperm spasm.

sperm spasm by spyncter_pinch February 6, 2010