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Sober stick

What you call the vape due to its depleting effects on your high
Person 1: “Bro I’m way too high to go into McDonald’s right now

Person 2: “I got the sober stick on me right now just hit it and you’ll be good”
by BirdyFly66 May 24, 2024
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Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.
"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."
by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018
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Berlin Sober

To abstain from all drugs and alcohol except for ketamine.
Svenja is a cheap date, she’s berlin sober. I just get her sprudel and schorle at the bar
by Beet girl May 30, 2024
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Sober Richard

Just boring. A shell of his drunk self. Awkward is most situations and horrendous with birds.
Who’s coming Giorgios on the 19th?

Sober Richard.

Ah I ain’t going then.
by Second Row November 26, 2021
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Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
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sober slave

A sober slave is someone who is a slave to others sobriety
A forced sober companion

Jenna I’m forcing you to be my sober slave”
by Angel6ix99 November 21, 2023
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Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network
thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party
by clayhands December 9, 2010
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