the unintentional and undesirable entry of snowflakes into one's mouth without any effort to capture them, usually while strolling outside in snowy conditions.
I was walking form your mom's house, minding my own business, when a flurry of unconsensual snowflakes ambushed my mouth.
by UserExtraSauce April 23, 2025
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This night is gonna be lit where’s Justin and Mike? Well they said they were game but you know they’re up some sluts ass! Yeah they’re pure breed Pussy Whooped Snowflakes!
by Lay Track Eat Ass October 8, 2018
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by Johnny / -the Random Prophet November 8, 2018
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Get the 1st Lieutenant Snowflake mug.A wanna-be R Lee Ermey-esque soldier who has a very boomer view of the army being weak despite the fact that all they've contributed to was quitting rather admitting that times were changing and adapting, like any soldier should know.
These are the type that are unoriginal in their beliefs and think all the military is infallible but many fail to realize is that they're either those who never served or who have served but unable to reconcile their thoughts with the organization.
These are the type that are unoriginal in their beliefs and think all the military is infallible but many fail to realize is that they're either those who never served or who have served but unable to reconcile their thoughts with the organization.
Cpl Johnston: In my fucking day we'd get gut punched and we'd be thankful for it. Now we get pussy fucks joining and we can't even do that shit anymore.
Pvt Allen: What's with the Cpl?
Pvt Engels: Don't mind him, he's an old school snowflake.
Pvt Allen: What's with the Cpl?
Pvt Engels: Don't mind him, he's an old school snowflake.
by joelstius December 11, 2022
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by TheMonkeyPhilosopher February 26, 2018
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Someone who has to tell the world how morally superior they think they are in comments sections
Someone who has to tell the world how morally superior they think they are in comments sections
Someone is being a showflake if they act outraged by what another person says and you can reply by calling them out for being a showflake
by cobbler333 June 3, 2019
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