The Day of Ass-Slapping

It is a legendary way, where all humans gather to celebrate slapping of ass. On November 13th, a Friday, each human being is to slap the ass of at least one person.

Mac: "Yo! It's The Day of Ass-Slapping!"
Dead: "Really?!"
Mac: "Hell yeah, c'mere boy."

by Dr_Machintosh November 5, 2020

Swapping

Swapping has become common place on various internet forum boards like makeupalley, where women will swap e-coli infested lipsticks and perfume that is watered down with urine. It's a dicey thing to do because you never know if the mascare you swapped for was swabbed with feces.

Dude I was swapping with indig0daisy and she sent me a decant of Giorgio filtered with dog urine and a hair in it.

Beware of swapping with bellydancer she sent me a lipstick covered with bukake.

by Sillage August 2, 2006

snapping a coil

laying a big dump, like a big giant dog turd that coils up.

Where's Joe? He's in the bathroom snapping a coil.

by squirto123 October 30, 2011

snapping one out

To snap one out or snapping one out is a Bay-Area term for the action of masturbaiting or jerking off.

Hey bro I'll be right there I'm snapping one out real quick on pornhub to Mia Khalifia

OR

Chad always sits in the back of class so he can snap one out, thinking no one will notice.

by 69soldier February 26, 2017

Angolan Snapping Turtle

When a man's penis hits the far edge of a females clitoris, it makes a loud flesh-to-flesh noise similar to that of a snapping turtle.

"Golly I banged Emma so hard yesterday I made an Angolan Snapping Turtle."

by Kokipod June 7, 2014

Slapping the skinhead

A violent form of male masturbation.

Steve- "hey man, what the hell were you doing in the shower?"

Tim- "I was just slapping the skinhead."

by Nick P-dizzle August 10, 2007

slappin the butter

to choke the chicken, masterbate or just slappin around some butter.

some people like to google themselves but i prefer slappin the butter.

by captain slosh April 17, 2009