Dirty snail

The name for a child/teenager that leaves a trail crap from tissues to dirty clothes, if its dirty and its constant you got a dirty snail on your hands

If it its dirty than you just got a regular snail.

Annie's such a dirty snail!

Mum:You're always leaving crap around you snail
Kid: But at least I'm not a DIRTY snail.

by StinkStalker October 4, 2014

carpet snail

A racist slur to the Southern Nigerians. The Slur was made after the large amount of the Southern Nigerians Body hair. The correlation of the insult is that their bodies are as furry as a carpet and that they have so much hair it weighs them down, which slows them down to a snail's pace.

You suck at Quickscoping you putrid Carpet Snail!

by Carpet Snail April 19, 2017

White snail

Cumming on a girls belly (or multiple girls) and using it as a slip-and-slide.

Jerry: " yea, me and my girlfriends did the white snail yesterday!"
Owen: "noice roice!"

by InsanityUB June 9, 2017

slower than snail snot on a winter day

Something running very slow
slow moving person

Your moving slower than snail snot on a winter day

by bearhunter01 December 3, 2011

raisin snail

An old woman's vagina

That skank is so old, she doesn't have a pussy. She has a raisin snail.

by baby_tapeworm March 10, 2014

Double flap snail

When someone slaps you arm once with each hand and then slides their hand under your arm and says double flap snail

Dude that was a gnarly double flap snail. ~S. Brown

by Middle breek brazy October 5, 2017

Erotic snail

A species of snail with a large sexual appetite. Most commonly found in fields of grass where it has been known to hump as many as 7 blades of grass at a time.

"Hey Jill what's up?"
"Oh nothing! I just got back from the zoo. They opened the new erotic snail exhibit. Most of the snails was sleeping but one was humping a few blades of grass!"
"Awesome!"

by snailsexuality March 15, 2009