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stinking up the joint

To do something really badly. "To stink" means to do badly, "joint" here means a place. "Stink up the joint" is an exaggerated form meaning you "stink" so badly the whole place starts to stink, as if you've taken a shit.
"Oh no, Magnus! He blundered and lost his Queen! Okay, now I don't feel bad about my awful last game! Magnus is also stinking up the joint just like me today!" -- Hikaru Nakamura, on a stream in an online chess tournament, 13.11.2025
by __Vano November 20, 2025
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Smacking the lizard

Female interrupting male masturbation
Smacking the lizard” is female interrupting male masturbation.
by Desert Tortoise November 26, 2025
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kunta sticking

The act of a man having sex with a woman and fucking like a captive fresh off the slave boat.
He rolled her over face down ass up for doggie style and proceeded to give her the kunta stickingof her life.
by filmzillz October 25, 2009
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Cactus smacking

It is when one goes up to another and smacks that person upside the face with a cactus.
John went cactus smacking with his friend and got arrested later that night for assault.
by doug=caesar July 27, 2011
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beef sticking

the act of having any beef substance such as a slim jim or long beef jerky stick, and sucking/licking it sexaully, mainly towards freshman in highschool to make them laugh and or creep them out.
junior takes slim jim, calls a freshmans name, then starts licking the beef stick, this is called beef sticking.
by laxbro4532 October 16, 2012
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cocktail sticking

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The act of sexual intercourse whilst under the influence of alcohol. Wordplay from the alcoholic drink, cocktails.
((To clarify, the act is consensual and is in no way a form of rape, simply intoxicated coitus))
"Dude, looks like there'll be some cocktail sticking at this party tonight"- " I only drink for the cocktail sticking anyway"
by AsianBoysGiveMeLife August 19, 2015
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GRUNDLE SMACKING

When you aim to kick someone square in the jaw but miss with your flying front kick, only to hit them square in the face with the area between your nutsack and balls.
Sometimes I think you UD 'volunteer' editor need a good grundle smacking
by DeTwan February 10, 2017
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