smeegly pops

Smeegly pops is a bitch or women you can mack on

yo are there going to be some smeegly pops at the party i cant spit at?

by A Killa March 10, 2008

Smegalhiphenohip

A religion created by Erik the great philosopher. Also known as the church of smegalhiphenohip.

"i can't hang out today, i'm going to the church of smegalhiphenohip"

by Erik the Philosopher January 25, 2009

smegging

the act of rolling ones foreskin over anothers, the reciever may have his foreskin rolled back and out of the way or not at all (circumcised). This is also how the spread of smeg scorpions occours. two penis' are required dum shit

daphid: mandrew the shemale, come roll your foreskin over mine
mandrew the shemale: ok, LETS GET A-SMEGGING!
the end

by analex May 13, 2009

smeg

1. liquidized crap

2. dried/crusty semen

1. Wayne Buckley is a smeg head (see Wayneth Buckleus)

2. Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode.

by bread infection November 22, 2009

Smeg

Smeg left over cum from the penis

Scotland Maxwell has allot of smeg

by Biillaayy December 8, 2010

Smegjog

Some guy with a scabby face that has serious social issues when drunk. He will often be a bit of a cunt when drunk yet really boring when sober..

Fucking hell m8, you're being a proper Smegjog tonight!

by BRANDONATOR March 6, 2014

smeg

The liquid part of cum like when you forget to shake the ketchup bottle and you get that liquidy water part of the ketchup. The smeg is the liquidy substance.

"Ah stahppp your smeg is all over my face!"
Also #smeg

by cum destroyer May 2, 2014