Someone who is readily suitable for any endeavor, but is too self aware to ever leave his house. A mental block that most commonly affects teen-aged through middle-aged men (and some women) who face anxiety when leaving their house. See also: herb.
Susan: Alonso was so totally stoked for this party, but I don't see him anywhere..
Jake: Yea but he's such a porch slacker, he's probably masturbating to those spring fling pictures I posted on his facebook page.
Jake: Yea but he's such a porch slacker, he's probably masturbating to those spring fling pictures I posted on his facebook page.
by EEPERSCREEPERS May 21, 2010
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Junior: Aren't you going to study for your calculus test tomorrow?
Me: Nah, senior slack has hit me hard. You'll get the feeling next year...
Me: Nah, senior slack has hit me hard. You'll get the feeling next year...
by Bid D. Scrawl August 31, 2013
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That person who likes to scream, stomp and shout when on their period but shuns the more mundane duties, often skulking away in offices and hiding in plain sight next to senior managers whilst the troops do the work. Loves the number 72
"Hey, it's been a hard shift, can you pick up some accuracy?"
"...no, I wasn't planning too"
"Only we're a long way short"
"Think I've got something to do in the office"
"F**king Accruacy slacker!!!"
"...no, I wasn't planning too"
"Only we're a long way short"
"Think I've got something to do in the office"
"F**king Accruacy slacker!!!"
by Tescoooooo October 18, 2013
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Jennifer: Hey, Cheryl, check out John today!
Cheryl: Well, he looks damn good, but he's got too much booty slack.
Cheryl: Well, he looks damn good, but he's got too much booty slack.
by Whitening toothpaste April 20, 2014
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by Don74 September 8, 2016
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Dude, we about to go get dinner and you need to stop being a shower slacker so you don't offend everyone at the restaurant with your stank.
by Waaaaaaaalllaaa August 21, 2017
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