Ski Mask Way

A very "hood" way to make to make a living, By robbing anything that makes money.

Curtis: How did u afford to have me mom?
Curtis's Mom: Ski mask way hun....now eat your broccoli

by THE DarkNight September 20, 2005

Jet ski

This is a long in-depth process, but it's totally worth it!
The guy drinks alot of water or what not for several days, but does not piss. It will hurt and be very hard to pull off, but just go with it.
Eventually when he can't hold it any longer, the girl begins to pleasure him and while he is on his back and about to cum she sits repeatedly on his abdomen to force him to urinate while he is trying to jizz. The force on the stomach will cause to pee stream to shoot up in the air. The pain is simply Elysian.

Dude I went three days without taking a piss but it was so worth it when my ho jet ski'd me in a carnal fury.

by Stevethepainninja March 29, 2008

Blue Skies

A code word for when girls are on their period and people are around and are in need of a pad or tampon or something of that sort.

Aubre:"Hey Victoria you don't look soo good are you ok?"
Victoria:"NO!! I'm dying Blue Skies started today I want to kill everyone and everything"
Aubre:"I'll go get you so chocolate and a tampon"

by _.Queen._.Victoria._ October 1, 2017

Ski Pole Party

Engaging in a non homosexual activity with a female and a fellow bro. The female gives two hand jobs at the same time, she'll prefer to be in the middle for symmetry. The scene should look similar to a skier on the slopes thrusting two poles.

I heard she was a part of a ski pole party, then they left her naked in a field.

by Fry-Ry January 13, 2011

polish ski trip

When a guy sitting between two other men is jerking them off with each of his hands, the two guys being jerked interlock fingers and commence to jerking the guy in the middle.

Bill took a polish ski trip with brady and josh.

by the ogle January 5, 2015

ski mask beast

Ski mask beast is used to define Austin wokock, aka my boyfriend. He is mean to me sometimes but always makes up for it. Get yourself a goated austin

“Oh my gosh! Did you see ski mask beast being mean to his girlfriend?”

by WankoffbobRoss June 6, 2020

alaskan ski pole

When a girl (or guy) takes a nice solid shit, puts it in the freezer, and then once frozen, uses it as a dildo.

Dude, i heard Jessica made an alaskan ski pole and used it on Laura last night.

by Sean Payton May 13, 2008