fun-sized mommy

The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.

Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous

Me: Oh you... wanna play??

Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?

Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*

Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!

Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*

Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 04, 2022

Matt’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Matt” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.

Hey look at that fuckboy Matt over there! Matt’s dick size is 1.74 inches. What a faggot!

by Yung Diarrhea April 28, 2022

Large size milkshake

A sexual act in which a pregnant woman (hence the large size) shoves one of her breasts between another pregnant woman's breasts and shakes them side to side.

Ugh don't look at that large size milkshake

by Big papa daddy swag July 07, 2016

texas sized 10-4

texas sized 10-4, often used by hicks (mainly from Ontario), means I agree, or yes. it may also mean I understand depending on the context

"hey wanna go pick of some gophers with a 22 down by the roadside"
"that's a texas sized 10-4 buddy"

by big boy11 October 03, 2016

industrial sized bag of douche

adjective

1. a very large douche bag (bag of douche), hence "industrial"

2. Someone who is an idiot, or really lame.

3. Used as a diss

my brother is such an industrial sized bag of douche

by xenu! May 22, 2008

dinner plate sized asshole

Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first

oh daddy gape me with your dinner plate after dinner
give me a dinner plate sized asshole

by cum.stain.stan April 25, 2022

Pocket Sized Lesbian

n. Lesbian you just want to stick in your pocket.

Wow Stace, Did you see the majority were pocket sized Lesbians..

She was so cute I just wanted to stick her in my pocket and take her home.

by nixipixi January 27, 2011