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silent knobhead

Use in any situation when saying what you really think would be a mistake.
The silent knobhead works in the same way as the 'magic e' or split digraph, as adding it at the end of a word or sentence changes the sound and meaning of the rest of the phrase. It results from implied use of the word knobhead at the end of a sentence, without actually saying it, thus changing the meaning of the sentence. The benefits of using the silent knobhead are that your conversation should be able to continue without the other party realising that they have been insulted, therefore maintaining and protecting relationships, for example with family, friends of friends, or colleagues.
Nannette: Oh my god, did you hear what Christian said to me? He must really mean that he wants us to be friends if he's offering me a massage after the gym!
Fleur: Yes, of course he does. He's probably interested in you for your mind (silent knobhead)!
by Angel_k April 11, 2013
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silent houdini

When a guy is plundering a females vajiggle jaggle and pulls out. He then spits on her back making her thing he came. When she turns around, he blows his load all over her face.
Friend one: "Hey man how was last night?"
Friend two" "Pretty good until she got pissed when I pulled a silent houdini"
by realniggazunite September 23, 2013
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Silent Witness

Name given to a gentlmans hand that is used in the act of self love. The hand knows your secrets but luckily for you it will never tell.
That was lucky. I almost broke a finger on my Silent Witness...
by Piggonshig April 24, 2016
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Silent Vacuum

During intercourse, a man strap's a belt tightly around a woman's waist. As he is about to ejaculate, he rapidly lets go of the belt. The woman's Vagina sucks so hard its sucks his balls in. Acting like a vacuum.
by PopzZN May 10, 2016
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silent upload

That thang you do when you need to make an upload, but you don't necessarily need niggas to know about it
Yo dawg, keep it on the DL but I just did a silent upload of Celine Dion's Greatest Hits. Check it.
by 0Kay November 28, 2016
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Silent shrub

A land/estate for booty calls and loose women known for alcohol, drugs, and debauchery.
Nick met a girl at the cigar bar and brought her back to the silent shrub.
by Peter piper 911 January 10, 2017
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silent bullying

No one talks to you. Everybody ignores you and act like you're invisible
by Neo Rwby April 22, 2018
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