The Shiny

Shiny. When used if someone has a bald head, or a very low haircut like a buzz cut. Shiny relates to the sun shining on there head making it shiny. (jahye made this up btwtwtw)

Person 1: Bro look at the teachers head.
Person 2: YOO he got the shiny.
Person 1: Fr

by someranomdnynigga December 30, 2023

New shiny rim

When you eat a guy's ass rim.
New shiny rims's: imagine a reverse 69

I gave this guy a new shiny rim.

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

do i look shiny

Another way of saying "brand new" as in annoyingly green. To be a greenhorn, amateurs, inexperienced, novice, etc. to the point of dislike by others. I a social setting a shiny person (brand new) would be ostrcized because they do not know what they are talking about, pretends to do so. The shiny person would view the conversation too esoteric for their own good, yet attempts to join in anyway.

"You know I'm gonna bring that fire at the party tonight." said Alfredo to Adam.

Adam reponds, "some of that sticky icky? Fu sho! I thought you where gonna bring that shwag shit."

"Do I look shiny to you? Of course I'm gonna bring the bomb shit!"

In which juaqin tries to join in the conversation as well as the event says, "can I come? I have matches dipped in honey."

Alfredo and Adam both look at each other and say in tandem, "this nigga's hella shiny!"

by Mauflo98 November 1, 2015

Gary's Shiny Dick

When a man visit a KTV in Taiwan and the girl gives him a Hand Job in front of the audience, where the backlight from the TV lighted up his gentlemen sausage.

It was a fun party tonight, it ended with a Gary's Shiny Dick move.

by IPA Nobleman December 20, 2020

Tight and Shiny

When a guy bends his penis in half. The skin on the shaft then gets that tight and shiny appearance.

Last call at the bar
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then

finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.

by melhorn April 3, 2022

SHINS N SHINYS

Slang phrase referring to Asians (shins) and Africans (shinys).

Oi mate did you see the shins n shinys fighting over that bag of rice at supermarket?

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS May 13, 2022

Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny)

The true unbridled form of Dynamite Anton who is fixed, golden, evil, a baby, looks like Paul and is shiny. The form he takes on destroy Satan once and for all. He is so holy, pure and perfect that he just simply exists. He is also the best character in Antonball Deluxe and if you say otherwise I will find you and feed you to a lion! Do not insult or taunt Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) in any way, shape or form. He is peak fiction

Guy: My only religion is to worship Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) from now on.

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 12, 2025