What the Shrek?

an expression used in place of what the heck or what the hell.

girl: I'm pregnant with your baby
boy: What the Shrek?

by Natuhleee September 11, 2008

Shrek

Bitter white guy with shaved head working as a short order cook in diners. Lots of social problems, mostly imagined. Perma-scowl. Slightly overweight. Between 27 and 32 years old.

Ever try to talk to that guy? Don't. He's a real Shrek.

by Preebles June 11, 2008

shrek cum

a green substance that looks like cum which comes from Shrek himself.

be aware that shrek cum can be dangerus

ur drink looks like shrek cum

by This guy the dude May 3, 2021

shrek's delight

When there is nobody in your swamp (house) and you can do whatever you like.

After the party and everybody left I was in Shrek's Delight and went to sleep.

by My-Username March 6, 2017

Hot Shrek

“hot shrek” Is when you say something to describe that that object or person you’re talking about is hot on the highest level: Shrek level

Man: Bro, That’s some hot shrek right there
Man 2: Innit mate. I’d like to get sum of the shrek right there

by RoadmanCiara221 February 16, 2020

Shrek woman

Green haired gay female

Hey her hair is really green and she says shes gay she must be a shrek woman

by Jvckk February 28, 2022

shrek-button

the shrek-button is something you make when you are bored and have a 3d printer, some led-lights and way to much time on your hands. it looks like a cartoonish red button that would launch a nuke but green instead of red. When pressed it would play allstar by smashmouth and turn all lights connected to it green. I believe it would be incredibly funny if you were at a zoom meeting and you press the button and everyone in your call would see your room turn green and hear allstar play in the background

Brian: Have you seen this new video of a shrek-button being pressed on toktik?
William: Yes i have! I would really want one as a gift and since my birthdys is coming up soooooo.
Brian: Nah fam you cant buy it rn.

by Gradd October 4, 2022