Shampoo

When one wakes up after a night of binge drinking and begins drinking again, immediately becoming drunk due to residual inebriation. “Rinse and repeat,” much like the instructions on a shampoo bottle.

“It’s 10am an we just started tailgating. How are you already hammered?”

“I shampooed.”

by HibiscusWatergate June 20, 2021

Shampoot

The flatulence like sound your shampoo bottle makes when trying to squeeze its contents into your hands

I was take a long shower after a tiring day at work and was startled by the sound of the shampoot that came from the shampoo bottle.

by allfor1&1forall July 3, 2021

Shampooed

When some ones been living under a rock for their whole life

Omg jess your have you been shampooed

by J2hundred July 14, 2021

Shamper

A homosexual kid that hates people and the outside world, drinks water once in 4 weeks and somehow many people know them.

"Wanna go out?"
"Yeah sure, should I invite Shamper?"
"You think they're gonna agree? lmao"

by yowaimo August 6, 2021

Shampoozle

To move the shampoo to another bathroom without mentioning it to your roommates.

I really needed to wash my hair, but my stupid sister shampoozled me again so I couldn’t .

by mmmonic August 30, 2021

Shamper

FRUITYYYYY but vv cool??? also a boyboss and a malewife n everyone loves him but not as much as i do tho 😒

"OMG LOOK ITS SHAMPER MY BELOVED?€!!;?!#?"
"can u stfu for ONCE"

by tsimpouki November 20, 2021

scrampot

Backing your ass into 36lb of butter.

Don’t scrampot while you are scrubbing the floor.

by How low October 16, 2021