Sinister shell

When you eat a whole orange with its shell on, you refer to the orange as a sinister shell.

"Dude I was bored as hell and ate a sinister shell"

by ppaarrkk May 25, 2024

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shell rip

When you are straight up, required to jump in-and-out of heaven to test a physics module built to hold-up civilization so lady-crotch-zombie-demon-pirate-vampire-occult-secret-society looney tunes do not go chasing the demonic trajectory of harming children of any God-Spirit for their intellectual abilities again so they can join Earth, Wind and Fire aka, Beauty, Mind & Strength. ya that thing.

Tōkōwā did a shell rip to rebuild his 'Bridge to Heaven' mechanisms. The parasites were nowhere to be seen and really have no clue what they are once you stop feeding their pecker brains.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 26, 2025

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putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole

I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell

by Ishitoften December 31, 2020

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Turtle Shelled

Usually will happen when it's cold out and your balls shrivel up nice and tight to get warm. (The wrinkles look like the pattern that a turtle shell could have)

I gotta go inside now, its cold, I'm turtle shelled.

by Herbert G. WALLCE March 1, 2019

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