loan shark

A shark is obviously something that has the capacity to bite you in the ass. A loan shark is someone who will lend you money, assumming you will pay him/her back in a rediciously large amount of intrest. (You borrow $3000, and owe him $300 a month for 2 years)

damnit! I can't get out of this gayass house cause some loan shark is eating up all my money.

by Rob the magical mushroom. July 15, 2004

land shark

a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.

I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.

by Ian Wetzel September 14, 2004

jizz shark

A shark that is covered in a creamy layer of thick salty man semen.

Cameron loves to eat shark, he his favorite is jizz shark

by Cream fish March 8, 2016

Corn Shark

(n) A big poop with corn in it.

I just released a corn shark back into the wild.

by David Hastie December 15, 2004

Shark Olympics

A race on who can cum faster inside a dolphin while sucking and watching someone's OF. The first to cum gets lots of Dolphin sexy thots that play with you and fuck you to death and sex so much cum the whole ocean became "shark milk". Pipstar should join this... It'd be interesting...

Shark Olympics

by quartz89_alt February 8, 2022

loan shark

A person who loans money (usually a gangster or someone involved in vice) to others who may not be able to borrow from other, more savoury means. Failure to repay the money often culminates in excessive violence.

Favours the sledgehammer as a weapon.

"anything is better than those goddamned accountants, at least having my legs broken is exciting..."

by coldy! July 21, 2004

Loan Shark

A member in organized crimes that loans an amount of money to people that are in need of fast, easy money. Loan Sharks tend to be violent if the client does not pay up, also ask for a much higher cash return then what was originally given.

Guy 1: Hey what happened to Louis?

Guy 2: Those Loan Sharks knocked his teeth out, and put his cat in the dishwasher!

Guy 1: He shoulda paid up!

by ElGrego March 30, 2011