loan shark

A shark is obviously something that has the capacity to bite you in the ass. A loan shark is someone who will lend you money, assumming you will pay him/her back in a rediciously large amount of intrest. (You borrow $3000, and owe him $300 a month for 2 years)

damnit! I can't get out of this gayass house cause some loan shark is eating up all my money.

by Rob the magical mushroom. July 15, 2004

land shark

a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.

I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.

by Ian Wetzel September 14, 2004

jizz shark

A shark that is covered in a creamy layer of thick salty man semen.

Cameron loves to eat shark, he his favorite is jizz shark

by Cream fish March 8, 2016

Corn Shark

(n) A big poop with corn in it.

I just released a corn shark back into the wild.

by David Hastie December 15, 2004

Fur Shark

MLIA-based definition of the domestic cat.

The fur sharks are eating again. That's why we have no more food.

Do I cut myself? Heck no. Those are teeth marks from the fur sharks.

by mylifeisaverageapparently March 29, 2010

Fuzzy shark

a chubaca down stairs (if you catch my drift), That will bite back.

Thats one fuzzy shark shes got their.

by A fuzzy wuzzy shark January 7, 2011

shark pit

A pick up joint. A club or bar where the men are ruthlessly hitting on women in search of someone to take home.

Don't ever take a date to a shark pit, she'll get hit on all night.

by Deena May 27, 2005