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Random 1: "did you see that girl at sandbar with her tits out?"

Random 2: "oh yeah that was Shannon....classic"
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I experienced a lot of Shannon when I thought I had herpes. Turned out to just be razor burn.
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A Shannon is a crazy manipulative woman that doesn’t care who she steals from or hurts she thinks very highly of herself which is great for her
Oh my gosh she’s being a shannon
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A wild mix of sass and heart, Shannon is the person who’ll roast you with the sharpest sarcasm but then double-check to make sure she didn’t actually hurt your feelings. Curly-haired and chaotic in the best way, she’s got a tough exterior but is secretly a golden retriever in human form—loyal to a fault, goofy, and always down for deep talks at 2 a.m.

She’s a master of blending in anywhere, reading people like a book (which she probably just finished in one night). Don’t mistake her for an academic—she hates structured learning but is low-key a genius. Growing up as the youngest of three, she had to fight to be heard, which means she’s got a voice and knows how to use it—loudly, if necessary.

Cautious about trust but ride-or-die once you earn it, a Shannon will adapt to any situation and make you feel like you’ve known her forever. Just don’t assume her sarcasm means she doesn’t care—she cares a lot, she’s just not about to get all mushy about it.
"I thought Shannon hated me at first because she roasted my entire outfit, but then she bought me coffee and lent me a book she thought I’d like—classic Shannon move."
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Shannon is a lying deceptive bitch that will pretend to love you when really she’s using you for her own motives. She will come off as shy, but once you get to know Shannon her personality will start to reveal itself in more ways then one.
“Oh are you guys talking about Shannon? Yeah I heard she’s a bitch
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A heavy set woman who gets very excited for holidays.
Omg! Becky is such a Shannon!!!!!
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A German Jewish twat
Not racist just that they're a dumb fritz
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