Simp Sesh

You will be in a simp sesh if it’s over 2 hours and leave the boys for over 2 hours. If this lasts during September and/or over 1 day streight then you are a big simp and you are foolish (Aidan S)

ITS BEEN 2 HOURS AND ITS STILL SEPTEMBER YK WHAT THIS MEANS YOU ARE IN A SIMP SESH

by MaxTheSimpProtector September 13, 2020

steam sesh

A really, really gay way of saying you fucked someone/thing

Just had a steam sesh with my girl, was pre nice

by cyph3r_cunt March 24, 2018

post-sesh syndrome

The day that follows after an absolute crippling night where you have flashes of death before you.

"Mate what's wrong with you?" - Phillip
"Bro I have post-sesh syndrome I can't move" - Gary
"Mad night then" - Phillip

by TypicalChav August 17, 2020

sesh god

The "sesh god" is a particular individual, usually in university or just moved out but still living on daddy's money, who goes out on the seshmost nights of the week or every night if you are a sesh lord and party's their arse off like the sun isn't going to come up.

Hey, Emma you sesh god. You comin out tonight to get smashed?

by Skrrr pop pop December 14, 2017

let’s sesh

Means let’s smoke

Jacob: Aye Andrew!

Andrew: wussup foo?
Jacob: let’s sesh
Andrew: down bro 💯🤩✊🏽

by @fuckinandrew February 22, 2019

Sesh circle

Dream group to smoke weed with

Steve bachels is in my dream sesh circle

by Eva_amelialoveyou May 23, 2024

flapping the sesh

an annoying phrase used by others to make you feel bad when you are invited to do something but don't do it

when you didn't go to something when invited to do it

other word for letdown

toby i dare you to jump that fence!
nahh man
you're flapping the sesh!

by high 4 May 06, 2011