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Secret Elitist

A dark horse in the game of life. Someone intelligent and crafty who remains quiet and reserved through the early part of their life but becomes majorly successful beyond that. Are usually capable of really sadistic hatred at times, but on the flipside, care passionately about true love, futurism and the arts. Most listen to new wave and electronic music and enjoy watching the lives of simpletons as they sit quietly, knowing that they're better. Many don't touch any sort of substance, including alcohol, enjoy chic decor and are up to date with technology.
Guy 1: That dude over there, the one listening to Fiction Factory and actually writing his essay. He's probably a secret elitist or something.
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 3: Trust me, man. One day, we may be working for that guy, cleaning his nice house or some shit.
by Manchild543 August 7, 2011
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Secret Collect

An item that you collect in the game "Secret Collect!" for the FunMachine, that looks nothing like Strong Bad.
by PSisTEHsuxxors March 5, 2004
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secret agent

Using only one headphone on one's ear while listening to music, resembling a secret agent's way of communicating.
Hey I wanna listen to some tunes but I also wanna hear you talk so im just going to do the secret agent.
by Lord 13yr0n March 26, 2008
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Secret Weapon

Something you do or give to your significant other that they weren’t excepting. Usually used to earn brownie points or show you genuinely care
Casey had really bought some nice gifts for his girlfriends birthday, but he was saving one of them as a secret weapon to really show he loved her
by KnightofNerdom March 24, 2019
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Secret Tweakers

Two or more seemingly heterosexual female friends, who, are in fact, raving nipple-tweaking lesbians.
Joe "I think Lucy and Jude are Secret Tweakers as neither of them laughed at my hilaroius joke last night"
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
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Secret Seven

The incredible ability of self pollution seven times in a day. Secret as it could be a tad embarrassing.
I whipped off the Famous Five by dinner and quietly went about the Secret Seven in the latter stages of the day. I was chucking salt by the ene but Enid was proud.
by Dan Das Welt Man June 19, 2019
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Secret Annex

A bunch of pot smoking weird asses. They like to be dicks to girls and think it’s super cool to fuck eachother. Describing them in 3 words, easy! Gay, High, and ugly!!!
“Hey John! I love being in the secret annex with you! Let’s go take some fat bong rips!”
by Smallsnail11 July 2, 2018
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