A person employed by a foreign government or organization who is sent to secretly obtain and steal information while remaining undetected.
The police officer was discovered to be a secret agent who had remained undetected for months and was going to try to infiltrate the FBI.
by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018

An item that you collect in the game "Secret Collect!" for the FunMachine, that looks nothing like Strong Bad.
by PSisTEHsuxxors March 5, 2004

Using only one headphone on one's ear while listening to music, resembling a secret agent's way of communicating.
Hey I wanna listen to some tunes but I also wanna hear you talk so im just going to do the secret agent.
by Lord 13yr0n March 26, 2008

Two or more seemingly heterosexual female friends, who, are in fact, raving nipple-tweaking lesbians.
Joe "I think Lucy and Jude are Secret Tweakers as neither of them laughed at my hilaroius joke last night"
by laurab193 June 1, 2011

A bunch of pot smoking weird asses. They like to be dicks to girls and think it’s super cool to fuck eachother. Describing them in 3 words, easy! Gay, High, and ugly!!!
by Smallsnail11 July 2, 2018

Something you do or give to your significant other that they weren’t excepting. Usually used to earn brownie points or show you genuinely care
Casey had really bought some nice gifts for his girlfriends birthday, but he was saving one of them as a secret weapon to really show he loved her
by KnightofNerdom March 24, 2019

The incredible ability of self pollution seven times in a day. Secret as it could be a tad embarrassing.
I whipped off the Famous Five by dinner and quietly went about the Secret Seven in the latter stages of the day. I was chucking salt by the ene but Enid was proud.
by Dan Das Welt Man June 19, 2019
