1. (n) The act of pinning a woman flat on her stomach with your weight on her legs and entering her from the back. The resulting action of her trying to escape is very similar (by sight and sound) to a seal trying to crawl away for its life as it barks.
2. (v) A vicious manner of humiliating a woman, as she barks and drags her pinned legs behind her.
2. (v) A vicious manner of humiliating a woman, as she barks and drags her pinned legs behind her.
1. I gave her the dead seal crawl.
2. She dead seal crawled halfway acros the room before she got free.
2. She dead seal crawled halfway acros the room before she got free.
by Xx.xX June 19, 2008
also known as fuck-me bracelets
When the top of a soda bottle cap's blue seal is taken out. Then the middle is removed, and the bracelet is stretched to fit around one's wrist.
If you're wearing one and someone rips it off, it means you have to do the dirty with them.
When the top of a soda bottle cap's blue seal is taken out. Then the middle is removed, and the bracelet is stretched to fit around one's wrist.
If you're wearing one and someone rips it off, it means you have to do the dirty with them.
by imaprettycoolbrunette January 30, 2005
by Steak McCool January 18, 2018
*beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep beep*
"I call this 'navy seal texting,' they never hear it coming."
*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep."
"I call this 'navy seal texting,' they never hear it coming."
*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep."
by Crocodingle May 16, 2016
When you spray and pray and miss 15 shots but still manage to land 1 headshot and kill the other guy
by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX January 11, 2020
The circular flame associated with an ignited loss of containment of highly flammable gas following a spice crazed soirée at the local Indian.
Man, did you see Neville the other night? He had a vindaloo and 8 pints of Cobra. Debbie forced him to shove a cork in it, but the seal failed just as he bent over to tie his laces by the smoking shelter. The source of ignition caught the cloud and flashed back to source. It was a full blown rim seal fire!
by Bill of Laden November 28, 2017
man, i brought that chick home last night and went SEAL team Six on her ass" or "man, that chicken head got so slobbery on my knob that I Seal Team Sixed her right in the face!" or "my car broke down for the last time, I'm gonna go SEAL Team Six on that shit!
by mobettermeatymeatsheros May 09, 2011