A group of girls/guys (nobody really knows) who make up a name to feel better about themselves for all the stds they've contracted. The truth is, nobody really likes them. They used to get guys because they're an easy peice of ass, but nobody wants the loose, dirty hos anymore. They have no moral values and will fuck anything that moves, so watch out if one of these whores tries to get on you. A word to the tramps, you're loose enough to fit a basketball inside of you. For the sake of all of us, please... STOP HAVING SEX!! You're disgusting and you make the town smell, so close your fucking legs. You aren't just scituates finest, you're scituates finest std contracting hos.
by Telling it straight up March 5, 2005
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what to say when either:
A) you have extremely itchy balls!!
B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up
C)there is an unbearably awkward silence
A) you have extremely itchy balls!!
B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up
C)there is an unbearably awkward silence
Red: damn its quiet in this bitch
Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Green: WHAT THE FUCK???
Blue: there, silence broken
Red: you are a fucking moron
Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Green: WHAT THE FUCK???
Blue: there, silence broken
Red: you are a fucking moron
by zerosai93 June 6, 2009
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Get the scitch mug.A term conceived in Appalachian Ohio as an alternative to the over-used adjective ghetto. Scritchy can mean something is of poor quality or uncertain integrity. It can also refer to a person of questionable trustworthiness or a person who is dirty.
Parkersburg is scritchy as shit.
by Erin Brunicardi's dad December 29, 2009
Get the Scritchy mug.a small coastal town in easter massachusetts. basically consist of nice houses, preps, stoner emo's, and wiggers. nobody knows how to shut the fuck up, and people are constantley complaining. i live here.
by Sassymae March 25, 2005
Get the scituate mug.To look for something you need. Like if you need some more money for your lunch at school then you could ask people, look on the floor etc. This would be scratting for money. Not always used for money but mostly is. If scratting for objects it means getting them without buying them (stealing, finding, borrowing etc).
by nick_smith.arch November 12, 2008
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