protein schlop

A bunch of protein-filled food items mushed together on one dish.

"Wow man, thats just straight protein schlop in your bowl!"

by dashthebeast February 21, 2024

Schilling Schlapp

When a boogie man schlapps his schlong in between a niggas eyes, drags it down their nose, and shoves it in their mouth.

Damn boogie man u really Schilling Schlapped dat nigga.

by overgrownforeskin March 13, 2024

The Schlep Effect

a situation where someone (usually a minor or an adult that did not give consent) is caught by a predator and the victim gets banned while the predator is unharmed

some guy: My account got banned... ALL CUZ I DIDN'T GIVE SOMEONE SOME NOODS?
me: the schlep effect

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn September 16, 2025

Get The Schlep

What one friend says to another when that friend recieves poor news or has something bad happen to them.

Getting rekt but worse.

Friend 1- "Dude my girlfriend just left me and my grandma has been hospitalized"
Friend 2- "Oof, that's a mega neg my guy deadass, get the schlep."

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025