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National drop kick Tall Taylor swift fans day 

June 23rd is the one day a year where you can drop kick that one person in your life who is dancing around to Taylor Swift with their 5'7 and up self
"Aren't you excited for national drop kick tall Taylor swift fans day so you can kick your best friend Layla into tomorrow?"

Kanye_Swift 

When you decide to take a sad or great moment and ruin it with your slurs or negative ideas
Sam:He was my husband, he was an hone-
Tim: Uh excuse Sam but this dead man was not honest he was one of the worse men to live of all time all time.
Sam: *cries*
Man1: Get out of here!
Man2: Ohhh snap! He just kanye_swift
Kanye_Swift by Deztiny October 20, 2010

Taylor Swift 

Not wanting to miss out on seeing your friends in a bar, you pop in for 1 drink despite being incredibly busy.
Dave on the phone: "Mate come down to the Jolly Nags Chariot & Monkey Castle, everyone's here!"
You: "Can't mate, got shit loads on at the moment."
Dave on the phone: "Come on! Just a Taylor Swift."
Taylor Swift by Pig Treat August 26, 2013

Taylor Swift 

An attractive younger female of questionable age; strattling the line between legal and underage whose public behavior or attire show immaturity. Males may be hesitant to approach due to uncertainty of legal reprocutions.
There were Taylor Swifts everywhere at Old Navy.
or
There was a total Swift sitting in front of us at Twilight.
or
Check out that Taylor Swift over there in the Hanna Montana shirt.
Taylor Swift by Dog-Bear January 14, 2010

DJ Swift 

the best up and coming dj in the year 2004, British made, Home grown Mutha fuckas; ONE HANDSOM DEVIL
DJ SWIFT IS NAAAAAAAAAAAANG; boy that dj swift is a good dj!
DJ Swift by One And Only DJ SWIFT January 27, 2004

taylor swift 

look at the charts .. it's all taylor swift !
i mean yeah she IS the music industry
taylor swift by nathalie079 December 9, 2021