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Sleeping on me

Jake: Haha you are so ugly and gay af

Me: Quit sleeping on me and or I will beat your ass little guy.
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Sleeping Bag

Someone who is a complete whore who will sleep and flirt with anyone to get what they want.
That chick is such a Sleeping Bag, she fuckedher boss last night just to get a small raise.
by Dirk Bagelz May 9, 2009
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Sleeping pill overdose

This is something that actually happened to me.

I was sick with a cold one day so i decided to take some Nyquil to go to sleep. But i took too much, and can't remember anything that happened the night before.
Dude i can't remember shit...must have been a sleeping pill overdose.
by .Midian. March 30, 2011
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Sleeping Jesus

1. Inexpensive drug popular with youth consisting predominantly of acetaminophen (common pain reliever sold under the trade name Tylenol) and diphenhydramine (common antihistamine and sleep aid sold under the trade name Benadryl), but also containing a small amount (2-7%) of black tar heroin. Also known as cheese.

2. Individual either not paying attention to what they're doing or moving very slowly in performing some action.
1. "Hey man, try a hit of this Sleeping Jesus."

2. "I'd be there already if only sleeping Jesus here would stop driving 5 miles per hour and get going!"
by Consiglieri July 20, 2008
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Sleeping Dragon

When a person lights a fart on fire over someones nose while there sleeping.
Attempt the Sleeping Dragon when the time is right
by Fun Times in South Africa January 19, 2010
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Sleeping Houdini

When you and your wife/girlfriend are in bed and she is sleeping, you jerk-off and right before you cum, you wake up your wife/girlfriend and cum in her face
Man, I gave Cynthia a Sleeping Houdini last night!
by BIG G! November 5, 2007
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