Gagging Surprise

When a girl is sleeping. Get over her and put your cock in her mouth. Then b4 you are about to cum wake her up, cum in her mouth, make her gag and say "Surprise!"

spooge! GAGGING NOISE! then it goes silent

by RyanKN November 1, 2004

Cleaners Surprise

When you clog a public toilet with shit and paper so much to the point it's out of order, so that later the cleaners have a little present.

"Hey Steve, take a shit in that cubicle there if you want to contribute to the cleaners surprise I left."

by Moneyfi$t January 23, 2009

Driscoll Surprise

When fingering a girl with the middle and ring finger, the other 2 fingers are bent at the middle knuckle. You then yell "DRISCOLL SURPRISE" accompanied by "BAM"(optional) and shoot your other 2 fingers into her as well.

I gave that bitch a Driscoll Surprise

by Bryan drisco February 24, 2005

kinder surprise

you people need some serious help. a Kinder Surprise is a German candy bar shaped like an egg and with a toy inside. yummy chocolate but the toy is tiny as hell and gets lost easy

Oh shit i lost my kinder surprise toy

by SexyLexie June 12, 2008

Sunday Surprise

While attending church, a woman next to you gives you an unexpected handjob.

John enjoyed a Sunday Surprise during the Father's homily.

by The Loge August 12, 2006

the skillet surprise

When a girl is administering a blowjob, have an airhorn in one hand and an iron skillet in the other. Carefully hold the skillet above her head, and just as you are about to release your white goblins, blow the airhorn. The girl will be so startled, she'll jerk her head up immediately into the skillet, dazing her. Then you blow your load right up her nose, while saying "surprise!".

Cindy, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was at jeff's house and he straight up knocked me with a skillet. And then guess what he did. Wait for it, wait for it. Yeah, thats right. He blew up my nose and it ran down my throat like a warm, but satisfying white chocolate mocha. He then ran off screaming 'you just got hit by the skillet surprise, but next time I'll be sure to spray in your eyes!!'

by 211 4 Lif September 17, 2008

rasta surprise

rasta surprise is like a kinder surprise but ... instead of the toy u have marijuana .... just chek out the picture

i love my rasta surprise ;)

by duff man yo June 11, 2006