A person that interrupts you mid-story. But then not only interrupts your story, they feel the need to one-up your story with an even better story of their own. And to top it off, they not only interrupt you in the first place, one-up you with their story, they then feel the need to add to your original story they interuppted.
I was in class the other day talking about how my dad went to Haiti to help the earthquake victims, and before I could even finish Frank interrupted me and said his dad not only flew to Haiti to help the victims, but that he also donated a million dollars to the relief act. He went on to say that his dad told him my dad was down there but wasn't actually doing anything to help. That fucking Frank is such a story interruptor one-upper adder-toer!
by krriley January 28, 2010
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Player 1: Hey look at that noob, sending his mob of zerg units directly to templars without spreading them out.
Player 2: Mmmmmm. Sounds stormlicious.
Player 1: Hey look, that pack of marines looks stormlicious!
Player 2: Dumbass, marines can't be stormlicious because they're not as bloody as zerg units.
Player 2: Mmmmmm. Sounds stormlicious.
Player 1: Hey look, that pack of marines looks stormlicious!
Player 2: Dumbass, marines can't be stormlicious because they're not as bloody as zerg units.
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i liked a boy, dylan in high school. i got really turned on whenever we would talk. one day i got the courage to say something. i told him i really liked him and he pushed me against the wall and we aggressively made out. he started to take of his pants revealing his massive dick as i removed my shirt and bra. he stared at my double ds as i took of my pants to showing my red lace underware. he couldn't take it and started to make out one again, i got on the floor to give his 10 inch cock a bj. he moaned with pleasure and i couldn't help but let out a little moan too. i could feel the pre-cum on his dick, i licked it off as we both moaned. i went faster and faster until he cummed. he gave a giant moan as i swallowed every last drop. he wanted to return the favor so he abruptly started fingering me. first with 2 fingers, then with 3. i moaned as i couldn't take it any longer. he moved up to rub my clit. " DADDY MAKE ME CUM" i yelled. just as i said this my best friend katie and her boyfriend jake walked in. they said " mind if we join." they started to make out letting out small moans. we were so turned on. i kissed him as he penetrated my tight pussy, we both loudly moaned. meanwhile jake and katie were doing 69. we wanted in and i started kissing jake and giving him a hand job. dylan was giving head to katie. we all cummed at the same time. how is that for a sexy story
by that one brunette May 28, 2022
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It was a normal weekend, and nothing much was happening. I go downstairs and notice my parents getting ready to go out. “We’re going to a nearby area to hang out with friends, we’ll be back at 11 pm.” Yes! I have 5 hours all to myself! I knew what I was going to do at that moment. Just to check, I look out the window to the driveway to make sure my parents were well out of the neighborhood. I rush upstairs. I pull out my computer and turn it on and go to my favorite porn website. I pick out a video that made me horny, and started taking of my pajamas. I go to the mirror and watch my boobs jiggle as I walk. I take my naked body to my parents room and take thier lube. I go back to my room walking slowly and sexually. I get on the floor and spread my legs in front of the mirror. My pussy was slightly wet. I had a tight pussy and a nice big, stretched anus. I flip the cap of the lube off, and pour it down my body. I look at myself in my mirror while doing that. I walk over to my bed and rub my clit against the side of the Frame. I grap my computer and take it back to my mirror. I spread my legs again, this time switching my view between the mirror and the porn. I put my fingers against my pussy and pull, exposing the layers. Once I do that I insert my finger rubbing my clit as I go. Wishing I had something else, I crawl to my drawer of dildos. After pulling one out I slowly insert it rubbing as I go.i began to orgasm and moan as loud as I can.
It was a normal weekend, and nothing much was happening. I go downstairs and notice my parents getting ready to go out. “We’re going to a nearby area to hang out with friends, we’ll be back at 11 pm.” Yes! I have 5 hours all to myself! I knew what I was going to do at that moment. Just to check, I look out the window to the driveway to make sure my parents were well out of the neighborhood. I rush upstairs. I pull out my computer and turn it on and go to my favorite porn website. I pick out a video that made me horny, and started taking of my pajamas. I go to the mirror and watch my boobs jiggle as I walk. I take my naked body to my parents room and take thier lube. I go back to my room walking slowly and sexually. I get on the floor and spread my legs in front of the mirror. My pussy was slightly wet. I had a tight pussy and a nice big, stretched anus. I flip the cap of the lube off, and pour it down my body. I look at myself in my mirror while doing that. I walk over to my bed and rub my clit against the side of the Frame. I grap my computer and take it back to my mirror. I spread my legs again, this time switching my view between the mirror and the porn. I put my fingers against my pussy and pull, exposing the layers. Once I do that I insert my finger rubbing my clit as I go. Wishing I had something else, I crawl to my drawer of dildos. After pulling one out I slowly insert it rubbing as I go.i began to orgasm and moan as loud as I can.
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Story 1:
Person 1: So, how was the party at Fender's last night?
Person 2: Dude, you're not going to believe this. I drank a full keg of beer, did a couple lines of cocaine off a striper’s back, ran a marathon, and had sex with your mother. I also won the lottery, did a backflip off the roof of a house, had a three way with two girls, and smoked a kilo of pot. Did I mention I had sex with your mother? I then woke up this morning, felt no effect, and went to work.
*awkward silence*
Person 1: You fucking liar!
Story 2:
Person 1: So, how was the party at Fender's last night?
Person 2: Dude, you're not going to believe this. I drank a full keg of beer, did a couple lines of cocaine off a striper’s back, ran a marathon, and had sex with your mother. I also won the lottery, did a backflip off the roof of a house, had a three way with two girls, and smoked a kilo of pot. Did I mention I had sex with your mother? I then woke up this morning, felt no effect, and went to work.
Person 2: True Story.
Person 1: Well, since you said true story, it must be true. I believe you.
Now tell me. Which version of the story do you think is more believable? That’s what I thought.
Person 1: So, how was the party at Fender's last night?
Person 2: Dude, you're not going to believe this. I drank a full keg of beer, did a couple lines of cocaine off a striper’s back, ran a marathon, and had sex with your mother. I also won the lottery, did a backflip off the roof of a house, had a three way with two girls, and smoked a kilo of pot. Did I mention I had sex with your mother? I then woke up this morning, felt no effect, and went to work.
*awkward silence*
Person 1: You fucking liar!
Story 2:
Person 1: So, how was the party at Fender's last night?
Person 2: Dude, you're not going to believe this. I drank a full keg of beer, did a couple lines of cocaine off a striper’s back, ran a marathon, and had sex with your mother. I also won the lottery, did a backflip off the roof of a house, had a three way with two girls, and smoked a kilo of pot. Did I mention I had sex with your mother? I then woke up this morning, felt no effect, and went to work.
Person 2: True Story.
Person 1: Well, since you said true story, it must be true. I believe you.
Now tell me. Which version of the story do you think is more believable? That’s what I thought.
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