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by aunusedhandle May 3, 2022

severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS

Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass

by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023

Artillery Shell

When taking weed gummies, you consume multiple gummies spaced 10 or so minutes apart, so they all hit in a row like artillery shells

Dude, Kevin took an artillery shell last night. He was fried for several fucking hours

by tann+adam July 27, 2025

Big Mac and small fries

Three midgets standing on each other’s shoulders wearing a trench coat to look like a tall guy.

This 7ft tall fella pushed in front of me in the queue. I thought,”he’s a giant! I ain’t gonna mess with him!”. Then the coat buttons came undone and three dwarves tumbled out! That Big Mac and small fries ran out quick fast!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Armour-Pentration High Explosive shell

a Armour-Pentration High Explosive Shell (APHE for short) Is a Tank shell when the shell penetrates it explodes and sends shrapnel and explosion into the crew this is also called emotional event for the crew

Driver: yummy Armour-Pentration High Explosive shell

by Kaorl20 June 2, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Teddy-Dogs ANd Cream Cheese<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Teddy-Dogs ANd Cream Cheese<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Teddy-Dogs ANd Cream Cheese<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

I love SF?9 Rowoon wife but you are so smelly like someone who doesn't realize or realise

I love SF?9 Rowoon wife but you are so smelly like someone who doesn't realize or realise

I love SF?9 Rowoon wife but you are so smelly like someone who doesn't realize or realise

by Handle100 August 8, 2023