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Cunting Shoes

Shoes designed for a cunt punt. i.e. steel toe boots, Docs.
That chick is a bitch! Guess we better put on our cunting shoes...we're gonna cunt punt tonight!
by PiratesLifeForMe_AAR April 16, 2008
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Hoedown Shoes

Shoes you typically see women wearing in the porn industry or on street walkers of the night. They tend to have 6 inch killer spikes, sporting an inch or two of platform with tight ankle straps to keep them attached to the foot. They come in a variety of colors with black and clear lucite being the most popular.
"Holy shit! Take a look at that chick! She's working them "Hoedown Shoes" just like a porn star!"
by toastaloha February 8, 2009
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dad shoes

White new balance sneakers with a navy blue N. Something middle age white men wear because they claim they are comfortable. Usually paired with wrangler jeans or khaki pants. Also a form of birth control
I couldn't date him.. he wears dad shoes.
by HyOmin June 23, 2017
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comfortable shoes

Shoes worn by lesbians that are devoid of style and often look manly; a distinguishing charastic of lesbians. lesbian rug muncher dyke
Look at the dyke over there in the comfortable shoes.
by Way Cool Rich May 21, 2007
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Jesus shoes

flip flops or sandals, must have a strap between one or more toes, can be any material but leather is prefered
he came back from the beach and is still wearing his jesus shoes
by oneofone May 9, 2013
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Kuribo's Shoe

The ultimate power-up in all of gaming.
Mark knew Mario was an unstoppable juggernaut when he went into Kuribo's Shoe.

None would be spared.
by Tait Nucleus December 5, 2003
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slick shoes

Data invents these in the movie "The Goonies" (He uses them on the log bridge right before the skull piano room), They are shoes with a compartment in the heel that stores oil and when the oil is released they create a slippery surface behind the person with the shoes. Also the name of a very cool punk band and my Counter-Strike SN.
Data used his slick shoes to slip up the Fratelli's.
by Pat May 11, 2004
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