Russian Rick Roll'd

The russian version of the classic Rick Roll'd. When one tries to view an internet video, but instead is shown a video of a man singing.

Billy: "O wow a new Call of Duty trailer!!!"

"Awwww, I got Russian Rick Roll'd"

by Yoarum November 5, 2010

Russian Shower

1. A ritual in which one douses themselves with cheap perfume until their clothing becomes fully saturated with the scent, which will last for weeks. This practice is the last step in preparing for a night on the town.

2. A replacement for deodorant; spraying your armpits with a perfume of choice. The alcohol kills the odor-causing bacteria, while the aromatics leave a long-lasting scent. This effectively prevents body odor for quite a while. Is immediately accompanied by a few seconds of intense stinging on freshly-shaven armpits. This practice is more effective than deodorant and is much safer, since regular deodorant contains cancer-causimg agents.

1. Hold on! Before we leave, I need to take a Russian shower.

2. Arkady: I noticed that I smelled like shit, and I was too lazy to take a real shower, so I just took a Russian shower.

by RussoJew July 24, 2006

Russian Unicorn

(v): when you put a strap-on dildo on your head (so you look like a Unicorn) and and then fuck the shit out of your girl(or guy) until she(or he) screams your name.

Chris: "Dude i heard your girl spent the night"
Edward: "Yeah! I gave her the ol' Russian Unicorn!"
Chris: "Nice!"

That guy over there looks like he's ready for the Russian Unicorn.

by Soviet Alliance November 26, 2010

russian torpedo

To take a large 8" to 10" solid shit and carefully place it into the freezer. Once frozen solid, the turd is used as a dildo.

It melted slowly as she was given the russian torpedo

by Charon May 27, 2006

Russian Salad

During sex, this is when the male pulls out of the vagina and ejaculates all over her pubic hair.

Steve: "Yo, man, I gave Becky a Russian Salad last night."
Joe: "...God hates you."

by lolomgitsmatt36 February 4, 2009

russian bikini wax

when one cuts off their pubic hair for later use to be made into a faux beard for a friend, without their friend knowing.

"its sandys birthday, what are you getting her?"
"i decided to be creative, im going to give her a russian bikini wax."
"shit thats such a good idea, i was just going to give her sandals."

by fuckmelikeablackman October 17, 2009

Russian gay pride parade

Russian Gay Pride Parade -when the fireworks you hear are actually gun shots and the shrieks are people screaming and not the whistle of the firework

Aron-Hey man did you see the show last night?
Bill-yeah it turned to an absolute Russian gay pride parade

by Monstermachine863 October 30, 2018