royal finger

To give someone the highest, most powerful of "flipping off" fingers

He sassed me so i gave him the royal finger

by colmcor May 06, 2016

Royal Smith

Basically a massive smith.

Guy1: Did you hear about that Royal Smith?
Guy2: Oh her? She is the biggest Royal Smith!

by WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEyed December 19, 2018

Royal Fail

When Royal Mail just can't get it right and struggle to deliver your parcels on time. Sometimes they will deliver your items early such as the very next day after you post it whilst at other times they can take twice as long as the estimated delivery time and you get worried about where the parcel is. They are kind of like a rollercoaster between good and bad in a way.

Person 1: When will my parcel arrive.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.

by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022

A Royal Dipshit

A person who follows the code of Dipshitery} (a set of rule defining what a royal dipshit is and how to be one) and is a complete dipshit in every way having completed the necessary training and have been inducted in the The Royal Dipshits

"you my friend have now been inducted into The Royal Dipshits and are now A Royal Dipshit"

by Dipshit #2 August 19, 2018

royal tasting

n. The act of tasting and commenting upon the flavor found in one's semen after a handjob. Different from swallowing in that the ejaculate must be transferred from another area and not ejected into the mouth.

Man 1: "She gave me a handjob, then divulged the results of her royal tasting."
Man 2: "Lovely."
Man 1: "She said it tasted like salt and vinegar crisps."
Man 2: "I actually didn't want to know that."

by dstiles February 13, 2013

Abortnite royale

When your friend got a kill streak of two in one shot and paid to win + stop spawn camping

Husband: Hes cracked there’s only one left
Wife: Got em
Husband: LETS GO W ABORTNITE ROYALE

by Riles.x2 May 21, 2023

Rajasthan Royals

The Rajasthan Royals (often abbreviated as RR) are a franchise cricket team based in Jaipur, Rajasthan, that plays in the Indian Premier League (IPL). Founded in 2008 as one of the initial eight IPL franchises, the team is based at the Sawai Mansingh Stadium in Jaipur. The team won the inaugural edition of the IPL under the captaincy of Shane Warne, despite being written off as a title contender by the media and fans.

Rajasthan Royals is my favourite team.

by RRFan November 24, 2021