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French Roast 

The passing of gas whilst staving off an impending crap, thereby imparting it with the bold flavor and full-bodied aroma of a fresh-brewed crap. A 'near-shart' experience.
Cheeks clenched, he French Roasted and left my cubicle. It smelled as though he'd just shat in the wastebasket.
French Roast by Guano Valdez September 30, 2007

lamb roast 

Sexual position involving 3 people. A person (usu. a girl) on all fours sucks a dick and takes a dick from behind doggy-style. Also known as the "spit roast"and the "Devil's 3-way"
Nick, Steve and Andrea fired up a lamb roast last night.
lamb roast by Bluesbunny July 6, 2009

Spit roast 

Woman enjoying sucking a cock while being fucked by another guy, usually she is on hands and knees.
There is nothing degrading about a woman enjoying being spit roasted. My wife absolutely loves it when we have another guy in our bedroom and she gets cock in mouth and pussy at the same time. We then swap places so the other one gets cock sucked. Great as both me and male friend get sucked by my wife and both get to fuck my wife. And she gets to suck 2 cocks and be fucked by both cocks. Everyone has a great time. So far we have done this with over 20 different guys. Some of the guys call regularly for our weekly spit roast.
Spit roast by watchingWife January 27, 2014

spit roast 

the act of harshly making fun of someone to the point of them raging or otherwise showing extreme emotions
If you don’t want to play defense, I will not hesitate to spit roast you
spit roast by 57826372737 October 16, 2019

Slow-Roast 

uncomfortable hug or hand shake,which takes a little longer than usual and borderlines on perverted.
Father O'Malley made me pretty uncomfortable the other day when he began to "slow-roast" me at the chuch fair.
Slow-Roast by Alberto Vasquez October 26, 2006

dried roast beef 

Dried out, rotten vagina, many like the ones of slutty people.
dried roast beef by Lester October 29, 2003