When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.
“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017
Get the puerto rican relief packagemug. The process of fingering your Puerto Rican classmate’s mom specifically with your thumb ensuring insertion in both the entrance and exit holes, and then applying the resulting truffle butter residue across her forehead infant Simba style.
by Tito’s step Papi November 12, 2022
Get the Puerto Rican Thumbprintmug. Similar to an "Irish Goodbye", a Puerto rican roll out occurs after consuming one too many tequilas and you silently disappear from friends and family before you're able to make more of a scene.
"Shit. I just finished 2 bottles of Patron and have licked 3 random people's faces. I'm also pretty sure I tried to use out table as a toilet. It's probably time for a Puerto Rican roll out!"
by Ripken0713RifjRdjfj April 26, 2017
Get the Puerto Rican roll outmug. “My girlfriend and I were the only ones in the movie theater, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Shish Kebab. Best movie ever!”
by JahJah4prez August 23, 2024
Get the Puerto Rican Shish Kebabmug. by Tyler_spees November 9, 2018
Get the puerto rican cheescakemug. When you are too lazy or don't have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed.
I was running late for work had to give myself a Puerto Rican Pedicure so I could
Wear my peep toe heels
Wear my peep toe heels
by Tapcount November 17, 2016
Get the Puerto Rican pedicuremug. 