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tache rash

the rash recieved when kissing a moustache-wearing person. 'tache' being an abrieviation for moustache.
that guy gave me a really bad tache rash last night
by the tache-less December 21, 2010
mugGet the tache rashmug.

Road rash on my back wheels

This means to stick your dick and balls into a gay dudes asshole and take it out with poop on it
by Road rasher August 13, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to framing.
Person 1: Are you addicted to framing?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Rash Ala Cartier (Ruz Shghli): The Juvenile Release...,
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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Aubrey Rash

A short girl who is very cute! ❤️😘🥰😍
Aubrey Rash

is someone who is very hotter but not more than her boyfriend
by Jake Ingersoll December 18, 2022
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Cactus rash

The crotch itch that occurs when one shaves ones genitals and the slow regrowth is short and spikey.
Hi can i please have my laser hair removal done on the innerds of my lips, otherwise my flapperjacks are going to get cactus rash!
by Dj Jarmilk December 1, 2020
mugGet the Cactus rashmug.

ally rash

What one would find on their genitals the morning after a night at the club
Jim woke up to find himself with a bad case of ally rash
by -x-x-x- May 6, 2015
mugGet the ally rashmug.

bagel rash

A red area at the tip of Bagel Sniffers nose. Develops
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.

Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.

Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:

- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.
person 1: I’m having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.
by AlexTheNewGuy July 25, 2008
mugGet the bagel rashmug.

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