Ralph (Last Name)

The last name is of Norse origin and is a very prominent in Jewish communities. The Ralph family lineage can directly be traced back to the Rothchild family.

Man, look at that new Ralph (Last Name) kid, gyping people like usual.

by ProfoundMercury April 12, 2023

Ralphie Mccormick

Ralphie McCormick is a person who loves to never leave the house and will always lose you money on investments

"Ralphie McCormick stole all my money" - everyone

by Jameson P April 23, 2023

Ralph minge

A world class footballer alongside Pele and marradonna

I am watching Ralph minge play footie

by Childnumnum May 14, 2023

Ralphie

Not to be confused with Fudds or Larpers, Ralphies are perhaps the most common variety of firearms enthusiast and collector. Hallucinates various hypothetical and/or fantasy scenarios to justify buying another variation of the exact same gun. Unaware of the standard marketing techniques employed to exploit their fixation. Typically is a one issue voter and remains willfully ignorant of psychological and geo-political realities; yet, thinks everyone should own an assault rifle. Treats firearms as if they are toys rather than lethal military equipment. Considers himself a subject matter expert; however, loosely understands firearm safety rules, possesses only a superficial understanding of mechanical design principles, and is oblivious of standard doctrinal tactics. Suffers from low-T, low-G, and self-induced immaturity. Possible could be mildly retarded.

Jeez, that goof just spent $2k on that AR. Isn't that like his sixth? Yeah, he's got one for home-defense, a truck gun, a bag gun, a competition build, one for hunting, and now one for dedicated for zombies. What a Ralphie! He'll probably just shoot his eye out.

by McNastyAssWipe September 28, 2023

Ralph

Tall, sexy darskin attractive black man who all the ladies attracts every where he goes.

They say he's the inventor of rizz itself and teaches young males how to rizz up for free.
he plays basketball and is good at it. Any girl Ralph likes he pulls.
Ralph is truly him

I just Ralphed up this new girl, I can Ralph up any girl i want to

by G-pop November 22, 2023

Ralph’s Dick

Ralph’s Dick is 9 inches and black

“Did see Ralph’s Dick, omg it’s so big.”

by definitioncorrectfs November 30, 2023

Ralph

Ralph is a guy who will know all kinds of information about you before he even meets you. Wonder how?

Ralph is very dedicated to his wife/ex wife even though he dates around frequently.

No consequences ever seem to befall Ralph no matter how he treats others.

Ralph likes big tall ugly girls with boyfriends. He gets all his info from them.

by Narchunter1 September 9, 2024