Racooning

The act of having mascara/eyeliner smudge or run around ones eyes, resulting in a racoon-like look.

"Yea man, so the other night I was it the shower with my girl and she started racooning! How do them ratchet chicks wear that shit!"

"when I broke up with Tess yesterday she started racooning before I was even done talking...what a mess of crying"

by dannybampants October 10, 2014

raccoon

Someone who likes to hop in and go through bins to find food scraps and other waste items. They have beady eyes which glow in the dark.

Friend 1 - "Briggatoni is such a raccoon. I caught him raiding my bin last night. He took off with some Emu Export cans"

Friend 2 - "At least he didn't steal your doormat"

by smash*star March 14, 2011

The Royal Raccoon

The one, the only insane bastard of Japan. Irrational in all things and nearly unfathomable are all his sayings. He's addicted to sleeping and cake and sake'...ph33r him for he shall smote your American, heathen self!

The Royal Racccoon has frightened the pathetic Americans into submussion.

by American-Boy -.- September 3, 2003

Ragoonanan

Adj., slang for saying sassy

Gertrude: "Did you cut your hair?"
Betty: "No, I just dyed my tips invisible."
Gertrude: "Wow, you're so ragoonanan."

by bozzyfozzylozzy December 8, 2014

raccoon

the raccoon is what was formerly on this random kid's head. However it is now being sold by some posh hair stylists as hair extensions for people who are not as stupid/unfortunate to have hair that forms into a raccoon when it grows very long (QQQQQUUUUUUEEEEERRR) People with raccoons are generally peasants

Person 1: 'mate thats a raccoon!!!!!'
Person 2: 'i know its a piece of shit isn't it....i'm probs gonna get it cut off on saturday'
Person 1: 'thank god for that......wudn't want it leaving your head and attacking the rest of us normal human beings now would we!!!'

by johnstick1 March 24, 2008

racoonizer

A guy that makes love very well. After sex, the girl he was with has mascara all around the eyes, making her look like a racoon.

girl: Humm that was sooo good!

guy: I know.

girl: Oh look at me! My makeup has leaked so much. You're my racoonizer

by karinep05 June 15, 2009

Racooned

Bitch you look racooned did you get any sleep

When your eyes look realy dark under the eyes from not sleeping or being tired . I am so high I look racooned

by Racooned October 8, 2020