When you fuck your cousin so hard her pussy falls out so you put some bread and mustard on it and eat her out.
Me: bro i ate a mississippi roast beef sandwich last night!
Friend: that sounds awesome, what is it?
Me: my cousin!
Friend: that sounds awesome, what is it?
Me: my cousin!
by bigboy992 March 29, 2021
Get the Mississippi roast beef sandwich mug.The passing of gas whilst staving off an impending crap, thereby imparting it with the bold flavor and full-bodied aroma of a fresh-brewed crap. A 'near-shart' experience.
Cheeks clenched, he French Roasted and left my cubicle. It smelled as though he'd just shat in the wastebasket.
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Sexual position involving 3 people. A person (usu. a girl) on all fours sucks a dick and takes a dick from behind doggy-style. Also known as the "spit roast"and the "Devil's 3-way"
by Bluesbunny July 6, 2009
Get the lamb roast mug.There is nothing degrading about a woman enjoying being spit roasted. My wife absolutely loves it when we have another guy in our bedroom and she gets cock in mouth and pussy at the same time. We then swap places so the other one gets cock sucked. Great as both me and male friend get sucked by my wife and both get to fuck my wife. And she gets to suck 2 cocks and be fucked by both cocks. Everyone has a great time. So far we have done this with over 20 different guys. Some of the guys call regularly for our weekly spit roast.
by watchingWife January 27, 2014
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Get the spit roast mug.uncomfortable hug or hand shake,which takes a little longer than usual and borderlines on perverted.
Father O'Malley made me pretty uncomfortable the other day when he began to "slow-roast" me at the chuch fair.
by Alberto Vasquez October 26, 2006
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