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Mississippi roast beef sandwich

When you fuck your cousin so hard her pussy falls out so you put some bread and mustard on it and eat her out.
Me: bro i ate a mississippi roast beef sandwich last night!

Friend: that sounds awesome, what is it?
Me: my cousin!
by bigboy992 March 29, 2021
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French Roast

The passing of gas whilst staving off an impending crap, thereby imparting it with the bold flavor and full-bodied aroma of a fresh-brewed crap. A 'near-shart' experience.
Cheeks clenched, he French Roasted and left my cubicle. It smelled as though he'd just shat in the wastebasket.
by Guano Valdez September 30, 2007
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lamb roast

Sexual position involving 3 people. A person (usu. a girl) on all fours sucks a dick and takes a dick from behind doggy-style. Also known as the "spit roast"and the "Devil's 3-way"
Nick, Steve and Andrea fired up a lamb roast last night.
by Bluesbunny July 6, 2009
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Spit roast

Woman enjoying sucking a cock while being fucked by another guy, usually she is on hands and knees.
There is nothing degrading about a woman enjoying being spit roasted. My wife absolutely loves it when we have another guy in our bedroom and she gets cock in mouth and pussy at the same time. We then swap places so the other one gets cock sucked. Great as both me and male friend get sucked by my wife and both get to fuck my wife. And she gets to suck 2 cocks and be fucked by both cocks. Everyone has a great time. So far we have done this with over 20 different guys. Some of the guys call regularly for our weekly spit roast.
by watchingWife January 27, 2014
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spit roast

the act of harshly making fun of someone to the point of them raging or otherwise showing extreme emotions
If you don’t want to play defense, I will not hesitate to spit roast you
by 57826372737 October 16, 2019
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Slow-Roast

uncomfortable hug or hand shake,which takes a little longer than usual and borderlines on perverted.
Father O'Malley made me pretty uncomfortable the other day when he began to "slow-roast" me at the chuch fair.
by Alberto Vasquez October 26, 2006
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dried roast beef

Dried out, rotten vagina, many like the ones of slutty people.
by Lester October 29, 2003
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