Border Rican

Accurate and alternative name for Mexican migrants. Specifically those who crossed the US-Mexican border in some manner, legal or otherwise.

Gawd Damn! Look at all them Border Ricans! Gotta be at least 3 dozen in the river over there.

by SpentCasings March 7, 2024

puerto rican blumpkin

when 2 men ejaculate into each others urethras, then proceed to have a sumo match

me and my boy settled it with a good old puerto rican blumpkin

by Farcical April 21, 2024

rican thunder

A Puerto Rican male, most likely a plumber, who moonlights as a stripper. He is a lady's man and will steal steal your girl

"I heard Rican Thunder is also a plumber. I wouldn't mind him laying some pipe for me

by Mininuggetswithsauce September 18, 2017

Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner

In 1804, Several peasants in Germany were revolting against their dictator because he was being a big turkey. They decided that the Americans in America were not helping them enough with there potatos, so they overthrew their king dictator guy, and they went to America with their potatos and hit some Americans. The Americans, out of anger, threw apples at the Germans, who, ironically, were powered up by apples by 7 points! The Americans lost against the Germans, but luckily, since the Germans weren't American, they lost by default. The Americans then took all their apples and renamed them Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaners.

Hey! You there! Yea you ya turkey! Give her the'old Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner!

by Commander Turkey February 19, 2011

Puerto Rican Polly

Getting rammed with a tropical fruit right up the kisser

My bitch wife got a Puerto Rican polly from the fluff haired bartender down at the beach

by Disgruntled Husband March 24, 2025

Puerto Rican Riviera

Southern part of Brooklyn also known as Coney Island. Riviera season is June til September. Signs of the season include but not limited to an increase of Honda's & Nissan's with PA, VA, & NJ temp tags parked along Surf Ave with empty Coors Light cans leading a trail to the brown sandy beach.

I saw Mexicans playing volleyball with a soccer play on the Puerto Rican Riviera last year.

by 15plus1 May 1, 2022

Puerto Rican Frozen Banana

When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.

" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."

by Young Jazo July 9, 2018