Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner

In 1804, Several peasants in Germany were revolting against their dictator because he was being a big turkey. They decided that the Americans in America were not helping them enough with there potatos, so they overthrew their king dictator guy, and they went to America with their potatos and hit some Americans. The Americans, out of anger, threw apples at the Germans, who, ironically, were powered up by apples by 7 points! The Americans lost against the Germans, but luckily, since the Germans weren't American, they lost by default. The Americans then took all their apples and renamed them Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaners.

Hey! You there! Yea you ya turkey! Give her the'old Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner!

by Commander Turkey February 19, 2011

Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.

Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.

by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014

Puerto Rican Vulture

Scoping a party for hot bitches and then fucking them hard

Hannah is such a Puerto Rican Vulture!

by Pa Pancake May 12, 2015

Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

The act of filling your mouth with cream cheese and then squeezing it out into your partner's urethra

I was 69'ing my girlfriend last night and she gave me a Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

by Garzipan August 11, 2016

Puerto Rican pedicure

When you are too lazy or don't have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed.

I was running late for work had to give myself a Puerto Rican Pedicure so I could
Wear my peep toe heels

by Tapcount November 17, 2016

Rican

A hot large loveable man who makes girls pussy hot wet and large, all the girls run after him even the big ass ones

Girl: Holy shit, is that the sexy Rican?
Girl 2: The hot chicks deserve to be with this sexy boy, he will bang us so hard!

by This Sexy Boy deserve some ass November 2, 2018

puerto rican cheescake

Puerto Rican cheescake is when you pour fondu into a fat girls ass and eat it

Lawrence gave Salena a Puerto Rican cheescake in chelan

by Tyler_spees November 9, 2018