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randomise

verb To engage random strangers in the art of conversation.

This activity is encouraged by the use of drink or drugs (allegedly).

noun randomisation
{In a club}

Guy 1: Hey dude, where have you been?
Guy 2: Over there, randomising with some chicks.
Guy 1: Sweet!
Guy 2: I know! Let's go over and randomise some more.
by felixdahousekat July 29, 2008
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Randomner

Randomner- a Randomner is so someone whom doesn't give a shyt about the concequences and says totally random-have-nothing-to-do-with-anything comments.
Kid 1- Hey man im screwd for that test
Kid 2- ya same i don't think im gonna pass
Rankdomner- Man i wish i could jump higher then superman.... hehe i would be so cool, i would be like noobs cant jumps as high as me..hehe
Kid 1- what the fuk are you talking about?
Kid 2- ya lol what the fuk are u talking about?
Randomner- screw you all i can jump higher then you
by Random-kid August 19, 2006
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Random Fandom

Celebrating a team that you have no connection to.

Inexplicable devotion to a particular sports team.
Bryan hearts Oregon football, but that is completely random fandom. He's such a frontrunning queer.

Buzz has never been to Detroit, but he would suck the filling out of Miguel Cabrera's donut. His random fandom for the Tigers is that strong.
by Yummy Tummysticks March 15, 2011
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ramdam

The ramdam is the mother of all stomach turning sexual acts. First you need to find a woman, or man, with a particularly loose anus, acquire some ipecac and plenty of laxatives, a beer bong, and purchase several rolls of plastic sheeting. First, lay down plastic sheeting to protect upholstery and other household properties. Have your partner, or, the vessel, take a copious amount of laxatives. Now this next part is very important: When the "vessel" is feeling like the laxatives are getting close to cause explosive diarrhea, you need to take two tbsp. of ipecac. Upon taking the ipecac, stand by your partner with a beer bong and get ready. When you feel like you cannot hold it in any longer, insert the beer bong into your partners ass, and throw up into it. When your partner is full, he or she in turn pulls the beer bong and explodes on you with a combination of shit and vomit. Masturbate and enjoy!
I totally got to Ramdam a chick last night at Billy's party last night! Ruined her parents brand new couch!
by Jendog July 21, 2012
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Random Guy

1. Any individual in a group selected with as equal a chance as everyone else

2. A certain individual who perceives themselves as being random, whether it be about their thoughts, their personality, their actions, or just everything about them. They decide what to do based on what they know and want, but not what must be done. This could range to anything from collecting magnesium rocks for powering their secret underground robot servant facility, to eating a Cheeto off another man's shoulder.
"Help! I'm being murdered by some Random Guy!"
by RandomGuy2011 March 5, 2015
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awesome randomness

What you have. It's catchable, so just be it. Feel it. Express it.

MWAHAHAHAHA
"Yeah and then I bought the CUTEST shirt- PEANUT BUTTER!!" "HAHAHAHahaha wait...what?"
by Pumpkinjack November 15, 2004
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random

Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective
"The ancient feasts of dreams will roar with remarkable queefs."

"The clouds of kaduka will determine the monthly skeet of justice."

"Facing the green leaf gorilla is inevitable for the doy will chew milk under the horizon"

"When the silly two by four umbrella c walks with monks, I shall fuck until the skies shit out watermelons"
by peter October 13, 2004
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