Puss machine

A person who keeps getting pussy within a blink of an eye

Girl: That guy is a total puss machine

by Ben_Dover42069 September 19, 2019

After-Puss

Slang for a female asshole

"I'm not trying to wind up no dad! I've got some ky, let me put it in your after-puss instead, girl! I'll go slow I promise"

by Purveyor of Fine Memes February 18, 2020

shnargle puss

Someone who masturbates to pregnant women porn. But, be aware, they will totally deny the accusation.

"Wow that fagget is such a shnargle puss!" "Who, me? No I am not!"

by kpitzizdashiz April 27, 2014

puss bagel

a funny word used to insult someone

JON- ur a fag!
JACK- well ur a puss bagel!

by micheal watts January 9, 2008

puss boat

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between a smoking hot vagina, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

Hey Chris and Stacy that girl over there likes to party, we should ask her if we can give her a couple of puss boats!

by BigSpenceDaddy May 14, 2014

Does spider have puss puss

A famous yahoo answers questions that someone wrote and makes Yaks about on Yik Yak

Does spider have puss puss?

by kellyjoans June 25, 2016

fanny puss

Also fud face, "puss" means face, therefore, "fanny puss" implies that one has a vagina on ones face.

Hey, fanny puss, get to fuck!

by Big Ba*d July 26, 2006