Urine Pusher

A name for a man’s Penis while taking a leak

My my my! I like how much pee comes out your urine pusher! Don’t tell mom that I seen your urine pusher

by Gmoneymight April 4, 2023

Mud pushers

Another term for fudge packers

The general says stop being mud pushers

by Biggus Nibbis May 26, 2023

face pusher

Invading ones space using their face in an unexpected manor.

Stop being a face pusher you jerk.

by Just_A_Ghost December 19, 2023

Simp-pusher

One who sits online attempting to shame/insult random men into rushing out and asking out every woman. Simp-pushers tend to troll men's channels and female dating coach channels, using slurs like "you must be gay". This is a primitive (albeit ineffective) attempt to make the man feel as if it is compulsory to date.

The fact that simp-pushers are so concerned over whether men they will never meet go on dates or not is actually very creepy.

Simp-pusher: "Why aren't you asking out every woman you see and taking her on expensive dates? Are you gay?"
Random guy: "Um..do I know you? Why does it matter to you what I do? Creepy".

by RoguePoster January 11, 2024

temple pusher

someone who so addicted to VR porn that they need to push on their temples during real sex to finish

Person 1: "Did you hear the news!? Jane hooked up with Tucker, and apparently he's a temple pusher!"

Person 2: "Jeez, that's embarrassing! Poor girl..."

by belchinggrandma January 26, 2024

Pickle Pusher

The pump facilitator. When someone is penetrating but does not have the strength, and needs someone to help complete the act.

Grandpa was too weak to finish the job, so he needed a pickle pusher to “push it! Push it real good!”.

by DickIsMyMiddleName December 9, 2023

Pencil Pusher

There are generalized definitions of a pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.

specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor

corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie

specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC

specialist: he's a total pencil pusher

corporal: 100%

by Jimbean69 May 8, 2024