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Soggy purse

A wet looose deep cave of a vagina
Tried to leave. She trapped me in her soggy purse.. and now she's pregnant... again..
by Soggy purse September 23, 2017
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Scottish purse

To be used as a sexual innuendo. To be used mainly from a man to a woman. To imply or to do. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.
I'm going to give you the old Scottish purse.
by KBAZ January 11, 2024
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Squirt Purse

Squirt Purse is a slang term for female genitalia or can also be used when referring to a particularly active female ejaculation.

The term originates from Portsmouth dated 27/02/2022.
Often it can also be used as a term of endearment or in times of rage it can be used to show someone’s frustration.
Squirt Purses can also be found in Oceanic Wildlife as both Octopus and Squid will use them to eject ink when threatened or panicked.
Wow, he got me right in the squirt purse.

I can believe you did that! You absolute Squirt Purse!
Ah come here and give me a hug you cheeky little Squirt Purse.
Notice how the Octopus expels ink using its Squirt Purse, when the diver got too close.
by MrMitchybabe July 28, 2022
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Rubbing her purse

I heard moaning and walked in on Jen watching Outlander and Rubbing her purse.
by Jtown J July 6, 2022
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Clapping meat purse

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023
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Man purse

The contraband and occasional cellphone storage compartment of a males anus, who is in jail or is facing immediate jail time.
Make sure to break the filters off your cigarettes before you put them in your man purse, that way you can fit more in it.
by MrSnatchSlayer November 4, 2020
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Purse

Another way of saying "That's a personal problem".
Dude: My girlfriend just broke up with me.
Friend: That's a purse.
by Thegraveclamp July 21, 2023
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