Pretard

Word you can call an unborn baby that you just know is gonna mad retarded. Could be due to genetic illness or crazy moms. This word can also be used as an insult to signify an extreme level of retardedness.

: Did you seriously see Mary at the bar last night? I thought she was 7 months pregnant??

: Yeah, man, she was pounding shots too, shawdy definitely got a lil pretard growing in there.
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Yo Jack you're a fucking pretard

by billywetcher April 11, 2024

Pure T

Pure True, Really. Real, something that is time tested and found to be true.

You can be a pure T idiot sometimes.

by LdyC April 12, 2024

Pretend

Hey, Cody, I bet you won't say anything about how he's mentally retarded. If he had a small dick you would say something or at the very least insinuate that because he has a small dick he's inadequate. I've watch other YouTubers do it so I'm sure it's allowed.

Hym "But I've never seen a YouTuber insinuate that there is anything wrong with a mental retard. Isn't that weird? Because there clearly is something wrong with them. They're retarded. It's like we all have to pretend that there is nothing wrong with retards... But we don't even have to pretend a little bit that a small dick doesn't dictate entirely how people are going to interact with you. I think that's weird. I think that's why you have to yell 'fire' if you're being raped. It's shit like this adding up someone's decision to just walk away. And it's the same thing with the mentally ill! We all have to pretend that Chris Williamson isn't a mentally ill piece of shit or that his mental illness doesn't make him inferior to anyone who isn't a mentally ill piece of shit... But... You just don't have to extend the same courtesy to a small dick. That's weird. I think it's weird. What to you think, Cody? What to you think about how you're allowed to denigrate small dicks but not retards when retards are clearly worse and deserve life less and everyone is coerced into providing for them? I don't know Cody bo-body... I can't think of an answer."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

pretard

a adult or teenager with the mindset mentality and/or intelligence of preschooler

"wow this dude is being childish and obnoxious" ya man what a pretard"

by witikope November 22, 2024

pretarded

the act of being a pretard

"this guy is fucking pretarded"

by witikope November 22, 2024

Pretarded

the knowledge or the knowing that actions today will lead to stupitity tomorrow

You are pretarded

This better not be pretarded

by The Shenanigizer December 12, 2024

Pretenderprise

Network equipment that typically costs more and has more features than the cheapest home gear from tplink/linksys/etc, but is also generally lacking features of much higher end switches from cisco, aruba, hpe, or mellanox.

Unifi and Mikrotik are known for making pretenderprise gear.

by Cowclops May 5, 2025